Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by SensualTyrannosaurus, Aug 2, 2017.
Not even joking.
yeah i was reading same news lol..nasa new job for finding alien ..btw gud post
Frequent travel may be required - To where!!!??!
TECHNICAL QUALIFICATIONS - Translation
1. Advanced knowledge of Planetary Protection, its requirements and mission categories. This includes
demonstrated technical expertise to independently form technically sound judgments and evaluations in
considerably complex situations.
Must be a graduate of Space Cop Academy.
Must be able to recognize if that alien dickhead is there to rob you, rape you, or simply vaporize the planet.
2. Demonstrated experience planning, executing, or overseeing elements of space programs of national
significance. These elements include but are not limited to developing requirements, performing technical
assessments, and preparing recommendations to leadership.
Must have advanced understanding of running a planetary gas station.
Must be able to resupply alien station wagons on road trips from Nibiru, Mars, and Uranus.
Basically, you're gonna be assistant manager of Quickie Space Mart
3. Demonstrated skills in diplomacy that resulted in win-win solutions during extremely difficult and
complex multilateral discussions. This includes building coalitions amongst organizations to achieve
Can talk your way out of getting the planet vaporized, as their way of mining for carbon dioxide?
Can you create a trade negotiation, to fund an unlimited supply of rednecks and other socially awkward humans to abduct, from Kentucky, West Virginia, and various other trailer parks, instead of upstanding, productive citizens?
Will you be able to build a trade network with goods that wont perish, during travel from here to Sirius?
Looks like they are getting closer to confirming alien life now.
Does Will Smith need to apply or has he got a place already?
Will is one of the aliens to be confirmed.
I laughed so hard at this thread my throat is sore.
I love this forum. <3
Separate names with a comma.