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Asshole Neighbors

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by chocolatemonkey, May 19, 2010.

  1. chocolatemonkey

    chocolatemonkey Junior Member

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    Both of my next-door neighbors are sweethearts but I'm just curious if you guys have any stories about your asshole neighbors (if you have any). I thought it'd make for an entertaining lounge read for you keyboard jockeys out there... ;)

    So feel free to share your asshole neighbor stories. Should be interesting
     
  2. DebtFreeMe

    DebtFreeMe Regular Member

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    My neighbor has these loud A$$ Macaws that he has on his back porch, right under our bedroom window... They start this loud screeching at about 6 a.m.

    I've talked to him a few times, trying to stay on good terms, and he has moved them a little, so they aren't as loud...

    Wish I could kill the little bastards, but he would know it was me if I did...
     
  3. alexaassassin

    alexaassassin Registered Member

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    YES.

    The f**kers next door have two yappy dogs who they let out at 8
    and dont bring them in until after 11 ...sometimes after 12:30.
    They BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK for 20 minutes
    then they stop for a sec until someone drive by in a car
    then they BARK BARK BARK BARK

    then they stop for a for sec until a person goes by on foot or on a bike
    then they BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK for 20 minutes

    then they stop for a sec until a leaf falls
    then they BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK for 20 minutes

    This began over 8 years ago. They had a yappy german shepard
    who was very stressed due being confined in a small run area
    ( died a year ago from chrinic bark-itis ) who of course taught the
    new dog to bark at everything. Then they go another dog who
    learned the same thing.

    Two other neighbors have moved due inability for them
    or their small children to sleep ...and they were my
    favorite neighbors.

    I could not beat it ... and they never learned... so

    ... now ..at about 3 in the morning ... I take my slingshot
    and fire a pebble at the side of their house

    AND THE DOGS GO CRAZY AND WAKE THEM UP
    ( while not being loud enough to disturb those outside their home
    but I can hear them going WIIIIIILD )


    Then, I wait about an hour for things to settle down ....

    ... and I do it again. Repeat 3- 4 times a night.

    ahahahahahahahah

    I try to do this at least three times a week when I think about it.
     
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  4. SmileAtmyWins

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    I used to live about this lady in an apartment complex, If i even made one loud noise she would bang on the ceiling with a broom. It was so fucking annoying.
     
  5. supwd

    supwd Senior Member

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    No, I'm the Ahole neighbor :)

    jk lol....
     
  6. chocolatemonkey

    chocolatemonkey Junior Member

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    Debtfreeme, call me crazy, but I wish I had that problem haha. I need to find a solution to my chronic oversleeping, alarm clocks aren't cutting it...

    I guess it'd be cool if you lived in the amazon, then it'd be more fitting and wouldn't bother you so much I'd wager
     
  7. greentitanium

    greentitanium Senior Member

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    no offense..

    i use to have n'bors that lived above me that were "slow". i mean really "slow".
    me and my roommate were crazy and just moved into the place from an apt we got kicked out of. so we were pretty rowdy. but everytime we would make ANY noise, i mean ANY, they would dial 911!!
    needless to say the police were over a lot. we always had underage girls drunk off their asses over (underage as 21).
    if we watched a movie and it was a little to loud, 911.
    if i was pounding some vag and the girl made to much noise, 911!
    then one day they got engaged and had a party, so we called 911, lol.
    once the police left, i went up there and took a 12 pack with me and got them all drunk off 2 beers each! i thought everything was good, i explained to them, NOT to dial 911, but to just knock on the door and say we were bothering them.
    so we have girls over the next week, and we couldnt believe it but they had one of their "slow" friends pretend to be a PI and wanted to search the house for beer, lol.
    it was awesome, but we quickly got tossed from that place too.

    im sure i could tell n'bor stories all night. i moved a lot back in the day and drank even more
     
  8. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    Jail by bird death looks bad on hardcore resume.
    Just burn his house down and let the birds free.
     
  9. goins

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    My neighbors practically complain about anything that happens around here, they bitch bitch bitch!
     
  10. DebtFreeMe

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    Sanitarium, Thanks for the laugh...