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    I'm really starting to notice how much different my job is then that of my friends, both in lifestlye, and aspirations.

    Finish the sentence and lets see what kind of creative answers the more experienced IM can come up with, as I'm still a rookie in many aspects.
    I'll start:

    As an IM, you'll likely notice that:

    my bank account fluctuates like the hormones of a pregnant lady.
     
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    My moods fluctuate like the hormones of a pregnant lady when her favourite football club loses.
     
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    your work schedule rarely stays consistent when you try to have a life.
     
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    Don't you mean: ↑↑↓↓←→←→b a select start ?
     
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    sorry but i really don't get it but what tell me about it hehe
     
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