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Are You Spending Too Much Time At BHW?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Nov 1, 2008.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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  2. terkat

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    Are U Trying to tell us something???

    :yo:

    ROFLMFAO
     
  3. Zeprokon

    Zeprokon Newbie

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    Well - pimp if that's your product you can use an email I've written for you:

    I couldn't believe this was happening as
    I entered her apartment, even as a guy
    I could sense she was burning hot for
    a wild night of sex, and she could not
    wait.

    As the door closed, she said "Zep, don't
    say a word" and then, she slid her hand
    down the front of my pants, and I could
    feel my cock get hard as a pipe, and she
    started to unzip my pants, and pulled out
    my rock-hard cock, and slowly got down on
    her knees and moved it closer to her mouth.

    Then, what happened I just couldn't believe..

    ...She said "Zeppy! It smells like you've spent
    a week banging a lagoon monster..oh my god.."

    She turned to me and said "Put that animal back
    in the damn barn and get the hell out of my
    apartment Zep!"

    Guys..listen, I want to tell you that you never
    want to experience this type of embarrassment, and
    to make sure you never do you need to check out
    the website for a brand new product call Nodoro.

    Now, I don't know what their slogan is, but it will
    make sure you get more sex than you can with a smelly
    tuna beater..Trust me.

    Here's a slogan for them "Let her enjoy the taste, not the odor".

    Best of luck,

    Zeprokon

    Mods: If this post is out of line just remove it and
    accept my apologies - haven't slept in three days.
     
  4. unlimitedpostings

    unlimitedpostings BANNED BANNED

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    wtf... this is hilarious, didn't know there was such thing. The first thing you should try doing is washing it. It usually does the trick.
     
  5. jammie

    jammie Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I spend FAR too much time here.

    I have 4 assignments due, i mean i'll do them on time, and do them well, but they're always last minute because i'm always expanding my knowledge on here and trying new things out.

    Hard life 'eh ;)
     
  6. robmiller99

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    hmmm interesting so thats why my cat gives me so much attention lol
     
  7. loophole

    loophole Registered Member

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    Is this a good niche?
    I thought it's chicks who are primarily obssessed with eliminating genital odors.
     
  8. fxmaster

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    I have about 2 assignments to do for tomorrow and have i done them correctly the answer is most likely no.
     
  9. Oakley

    Oakley Regular Member

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    I can't spend enough time here as it is max 10-15 minutes a day. I am subscribed to over 400 threads, mainly because I don't read them at the time and don't seem to have time to read them later - lol. (Maybe one day)

    I wish I had more time on bhw.
     
  10. seomanifest

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    I have noticed that since i have joined BHW my productivity has been down, but my knowledge is up, just need to find a way how to balance the two :)
     
  11. jammie

    jammie Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    take 2 days off a week and use that time to build knowledge. Or take on less work :p

    Time = Work = Money though. Shame we only have a limited amount!
     
  12. The Scarlet Pimp

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  13. twinkletoes

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    LOL, I can't believe I watched that.

    I have not been here enough cause I have this message displaying on the screen:

    "Hello twinkletoes it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?"

    I'm now engaged. Why it took a thread on private odors to engage me is beyond me.

    LOL
     
  14. The Scarlet Pimp

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    since marketers are constantly seeking niches, these kinds of product are a
    good place start. discretely selling items that people feel embarrassed to buy
    in person is usually profitable.

    condoms, marital aids, personal hygiene products, sexy lingerie, herpes
    treatments, x-rated movies, etc. all sell well via mail-order or the internet.

    if you made a mini-site dedicated to selling these kinds of items you'd likely
    have a major income generator. ie, dirty movies and lingerie and condoms
    and toys and hygiene products all at one spot. plus many links to adults-only
    sites... i don't think i have ever seen one site that had a selection like that.

    hmmm... that gives me an idea... :D :D :D
     
  15. tsincaat

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  16. scottb99

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    I spend most of my time on BHW, while at work anyway....yes I still work. Have not achieved the level of success on IM yet to quit. That was funny fuckin' video.