Well - pimp if that's your product you can use an email I've written for you:
I couldn't believe this was happening as
I entered her apartment, even as a guy
I could sense she was burning hot for
a wild night of sex, and she could not
wait.
As the door closed, she said "Zep, don't
say a word" and then, she slid her hand
down the front of my pants, and I could
feel my cock get hard as a pipe, and she
started to unzip my pants, and pulled out
my rock-hard cock, and slowly got down on
her knees and moved it closer to her mouth.
Then, what happened I just couldn't believe..
...She said "Zeppy! It smells like you've spent
a week banging a lagoon monster..oh my god.."
She turned to me and said "Put that animal back
in the damn barn and get the hell out of my
apartment Zep!"
Guys..listen, I want to tell you that you never
want to experience this type of embarrassment, and
to make sure you never do you need to check out
the website for a brand new product call Nodoro.
Now, I don't know what their slogan is, but it will
make sure you get more sex than you can with a smelly
tuna beater..Trust me.
Here's a slogan for them "Let her enjoy the taste, not the odor".
Best of luck,
Zeprokon
Mods: If this post is out of line just remove it and
accept my apologies - haven't slept in three days.