Funny article! 1. You?re a caffeine addict. You drink 5-20 caffeine-filled beverages per day, sometimes more. Not only do you consume an insanely unhealthy number of sodas, coffees and teas - but you also leave evidence of it all around your desk and work area. Your trash cans are heaping and overloaded with soda cans. You know it?s serious when soda cans topple out and fall out of it every time you move your chair. Or, when you end up in the hospital because your stomach has bloated out like a pregnant woman or child with dysentery because you?ve had too many poison-filled processed diet sodas. 2. You eat meals at your computer. It?s too much of a hassle for you to actually eat a meal at a table or on the couch - so you eat at your computer desk, or in front of the computer. Or, like the incredible JK Swopes, you eat at your computer, while working and video taping yourself for your weekly roundups and updates for readers. Then you show your readers what you are eating, whiling giving them web site updates. I think it is hilarious - but it means that you are working a little too much! 3. You wake up at least two times per night to check your e-mail from your phone. It is true. I started doing this several months ago. Randomly, I would wake up in the middle of the night to read e-mails and blog posts that were interesting. It is a strange and unhealthy habit to get into. 4. You dream about HTML and Web sites. Yes this is odd. I have actually had dreams about designing sites and about PHP and HTML code. 5. You have NO social life. Your life has become virtual. You are a computer person and live inside and within the realms of the powerful world wide web. You socialize online, with friends on their blogs, but have very few real life friends. If you do have the real human friends - you don?t spend too much time with them because most of your precious time is spent in the virtual world. 6. You Go Crazy if Your Internet Connection is Down for even a Minute. If you ever, by some horrible tragedy, experience an Internet Connection failure or connectivity problem: you absolutely break down or go nuts. You get upset or cannot handle the situation and order the Internet Service Provider to fix the problem Immediately. It becomes almost a life and death situation - you feel so strongly that you need it on at all times. 7. Your Internet Life Affects the Kids. When your 3-year-old child starts typing away on the computer next to yours, talks about ebay and Google - you know you need to take a rest from Internet Marketing. When your toddler tells you that he can?t play because he has to finish his computer work - there?s a problem! So, a suggestion is to try to separate your work time from you family time. It is tough but very important to keeping a balanced life - for family and for work. 8. Personal Hygiene at the Desk. For the ladies, the desk is not the place to be doing your nails, putting on makeup or plucking your eyebrows. I?ve done it myself. For the men, shaving is something to be done inside the bathroom - not at the desk. Do guys do that? 9. You have pain in your knees, legs or hands. This occurs when you sit for too long in front of a computer. I have a habit of sitting with my legs crossed and I experience a lot of knee pain as a result. I sometimes have severe pain in my hands and one can also strain the eyes. Overall, it?s important to get off your butt and take a walk when you?ve been inside for too long or working too much. 10. You Wake Up at 3 or 4 AM regularly. This odd habit can lead to extreme exhaustion, anger and bad moods. But, for those who work from home, and still hold ?normal? jobs or have families to care for - it might be one of your only options to have peace and quiet to allow you to work.