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Are you a Jigglypuff in the streets and a Jynx in the sheets?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MikeJallDay, Jul 20, 2016.

  1. MikeJallDay

    MikeJallDay Newbie

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    So I read some post the other day on BHW that pokemon go should be a dating platform as well. Well Pokedates are here.

    Here’s how it works:

    Answer questions about yourself and what you’re looking for in a “Pokemate.” Specialists will then review your “PokeProfile” (we promise we didn’t make up either of those words).

    Share your schedule so your potential love interest knows when you’re DTB (down to battle... we did make this up).

    Receive an email with your PokeDate’s information and where you’ll meet - usually at a convenient PokeGym or Pokestop. Confirm this match.

    Frolic into the world together to catch allllll the Pokemon!

    The only downside to PokeDate is that, while your first date is free, each date after that is $20. You can earn free dates by referring friends so it may be time to round up all your single, Pokemon-playing friends and use them for your own personal gain.

    - source Melania Trump
     
  2. Sherbert Hoover

    Sherbert Hoover Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    What in the fuck.

    You'd probably get hit with a C&D or copyright claim by Pokemon. Best to call it something different. What about FuglyMeet? Or PatheticSocialAnxiety (PSA for short)? Or even get straight to the point: Find Love Before A Car Hits You Because You're Staring At A Goddamn Screen.
     
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  3. MikeJallDay

    MikeJallDay Newbie

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    Thats what I was thinking but its actually happening. I honestly think IM is about advance with this new platform of marketing.
     
  4. CrackFantasy

    CrackFantasy Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I like when my pokemate dirty talk pokemonish to my pokeballs :)