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Arab Joke- Take No Offense

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by oyeah22, Nov 21, 2009.

  1. oyeah22

    oyeah22 Power Member

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    I saw this joke on a forum thot it was pretty funny
    AGAIN dont take offense to this

    An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy.

    Consul: What is your name?
    Arab: Abdul Aziz
    Consul: Sex?
    Arab: Six to ten times a week
    Consul: I mean, male or female?
    Arab: Both Male and female sometimes camels
    Consul: Holy cow!
    Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too
    Consul: Man,??? isn? t it hostile?
    Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
    Consul: Oh dear!
    Arab: Deer No ,hole too high, run too fast!
     
  2. voidale

    voidale Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    lol the deer was funny, but it would be better if you changed to "Man" or something not "Arab"
     
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  3. killock

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    Eh, im arab, ive heard this joke before. it pretty much works with any race lol.
     
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    [​IMG]lol
     
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    I heard it the first time here at BHW L M A O......:lmao:
     
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    Oh my poor abdominals! I think they are splitting...

    Poor camels!
     
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    haha!
     
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    did he get in to us? hehe
     
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    hilarious!
     
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    :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
     
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    i have heard this joke too lol....
    but not in this completion with deer part and all...:p
    good thread for the lounge....
     
  14. im n0t lurer

    im n0t lurer Regular Member

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    i heard it too :)

    still funny :D
     
  15. antx16

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    Sounds like a typical interview at the UK immigration office, then at the end the guy gets a job giving out passports.
     
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    Does'nt surprise me this goverment we have in power at the mo could not give 2 shits about our country or its people!

    all they are conserned with is scamming us and fiddling there expences and getting as much money as they can, then pushing us into an unelected europe that most of us in the uk dont want.
     
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    i'm half arab and i did not hear it before. i've heard references to camels and stuff in other jokes. but pretty funny.

    anybody got a romanian joke? that's my other half...........