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Apparently Adults Can't Wear Onesies

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Reaver, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Reaver

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    I'm still super sick, but functional. The weather is cooling down significantly. Since my resistance is low I'm freezing all the time. So I've been walking around in my onesie.

    Today I decided I wanted to go get the mail. I haven't been outside in days so I thought the fresh air would do me some good. Of course I'm not going to change my clothes to go get the mail so I went out in my onesie.

    Just as I got to the mailbox my neighbor pulls up. He sees me in my onesie, rolls down the window, points at me and just starts laughing hysterically. I'm not the kind of person to feel humiliated over something like that so I just looked at him for all of three seconds, got my mail and started going back to my house. I stopped because I noticed I got an envelope that looked like a check was inside. I wanted to see if it was so I opened it right there.

    The guy is still laughing at me.

    There was a check for a small amount inside. I was pretty happy. (Free money; who wouldn't be happy?) I went back inside and left my neighbor laughing at me in front of my driveway.

    Why is an adult in a onesie so hilarious?
     
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    MY girlfriend bought me a Lion onesie for my birthday. I put it on and she laughed at me.

    So that got binned right away.
     
  3. Reaver

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    I don't have an animal onesie. It's just a onesie. It's got snowflakes on it. I don't know why that's so funny but I'm warm and I guess that's all that matters.
     
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    Haha, I think I'd secretly laugh. I have never seen someone wearing that tho :p
     
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    They are all fine in your own home, but the line is crossed when retards go to the supermarket in them.
     
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    Anything you don't see every day is funny.

    All I will say though is this: Whatever the circumstances if you can make people around you laugh then you have a great gift IMHO (Coming from someone who gets laughed at a lot :) ).
     
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    He was laughing at your mailbox. No worries.
     
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    Offer me £1 million to wear a onesie and i would still tell you to fuck off lol
     
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    They sell a lot of them in my area. I've seen Batman and Superman onesies for adults with capes and everything. I'm seriously thinking about getting a Batman one.

    LMAO! If someone went to the store in one of those they deserve to be laughed at.

    I'm always making someone laugh, even when I'm being serious. :| No one takes me seriously.

    The mailbox doesn't appreciate being laughed at. It has feelings just like everyone else.

    You don't get a high five. Onesies are great man. The only problem is you gotta come out of it completely when you have to go potty. So don't wait until the last minute.