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Anyone ever take a shit where you didnt have to wipe?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by WorkHardL0veLife, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. WorkHardL0veLife

    WorkHardL0veLife Regular Member

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    I'm currently taking a shit... and I can already tell its one of those shits where I don't have to wipe.. and if I did wipe the paper wouldn't have any shit on it at all. I call these a "Time saving shit" Anyone else experience this amazing experience? Am I special?
     
  2. teranu

    teranu Regular Member

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    My dog agrees.

    "The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 15 characters." there you go.
     
  3. lietuvis002

    lietuvis002 BANNED BANNED

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    You are a cat. It doesnt matter for you :) /jk
     
  4. TheMoneyWizard

    TheMoneyWizard Elite Member

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    I think what you're describing is called 'constipation'.
     
  5. Lauriat

    Lauriat Power Member

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    I am having these quite often, but i wipe my ass anyway, it just doesn't feel right to leave without wiping, even know its not needed.
     
  6. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    I never have to wipe. The wife does it when she changes my adult diapers.

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  7. michaelr1988

    michaelr1988 Regular Member

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    Yes mate. Always brightens my day when that happens.
     
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    turktndkv Registered Member

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    yp I have been experiaced by that Lol
     
  9. akacash

    akacash Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Well, since "my shit don't stink", I've been blessed in a way that also leaves no residual residue. On a side-note, you gave me an idea for another thread that might have some awesome responses. Thinking about the title "Anyone ever take a shit where you could NOT wipe"? For whatever reason, you were out of toilet paper, you were out in the woods, you were so drunk that you forgot, etc. Wondering what kind of amazing stories we might illicit from something like that.
     
  10. lancis

    lancis Elite Member

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    Just advance forward as it goes, and you will have your time saving shit every damn time.

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