Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by 2Cent, Jan 4, 2010.
Just wondering if any affiliate companies sent out any gifts to you all this year?
I got a psychadelic christmas card from EWA!
I made $60k with Market Health in 09 and they didn't even have the decency to give me a nice phone call or even a personal email. They are cheap bastards...
I got a kiss from one of the sales girls
Thanks to maxbounty, I am now the proud owner of a cheap calendar
All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Damn these affiliate networks are uber generous if I don't say so myself...
I've gotta say, being a CPA network is about the most money-centered business there is... I mean, what is there mission statement?
"To connect acai scamer advertisers with fake blog affiliates in an innovating way"
Well maybe not in those exact words, but that's what they do essentially, is it not?
Half of the top selling products on the CPA Networks made it onto the BBB Top 10 Scams of 2009...
1. Acai trial offers
2. Gov't Grant trial offers
5. Job Hunter scams (credit reports)
6. G00gle Work From Home trial offers
8. Mystery Shopping, which was featured in the ********* course that cost $1,000s (until he gave it away for free)
So all in all, I think CPA Networks giving affiliates shitty prizes for their efforts fits their business model pretty well.
I made 79,000 from MH and when i told them i was leaving their fraudulent system instead of being nice about it they said, bye bye. Gary didnt even bat an eyelid or say anthing more than adios. Move on, thats what im doing.
Well, I DID get that same calendar from Maxbounty mentioned above, but I DID also get $100 chocolates from one of my networks. THAT was a nice surprise
christmas cards and a calendar
Xmas cards, calenders and a pen. Well worth the marketing efforts lol!
A $2k return ticket to anywhere in the world.
You poor buggers!
My network was amazing to me for Christmas.
I am getting three things in total they said would be coming soon.
An Iphone the 32 gig one!
A Holiday Ticket for two not just one and
$1000 to spend in Wall-marts
They couldn't deliver it all direct and apologised nicely in the email and simply asked me to put my details down in the box and it would get to me :biggthump
i got a pay bump on an email submit
I seduced my AM and got an STD.
She shaved me, fucked me and never called over Christmas.
Ah the life of a CPA affiliate.
Nothing, but I have made very little lol
sweet FA except my check
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