Any writers out there? Do you know anything about Literary Agents? How to contact them?

I have a website / blog / book idea.

I would like someone like Erin Malone to get me a trillion dollar contract or whatever...

She is with William Morris who also represented websites like:
- Stuff White People Like
- Texts From Last Night
- 1000 Awesome Things
- Kelly Oxford Blogger

Apparently I can email her if I log in here or whatever:

http://www.1000literaryagents.com/literary-agent.php?id=1890

I'm thinking that site is just a 'writer middle man' site though...?

seems like I should call her or something...

I have no idea how to approach this

Ideas?

Thanks!