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Another Brilliant Marketing Approach

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by lancis, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. lancis

    lancis Elite Member

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    This might be one of the only good things to come out of the ongoing government shutdown. Any furloughed employee looking to keep her hands busy can now get a little extra personal satisfaction while stuck at home: namely, in the form of a free, 5-inch pink vibrator.

    Vibrators.com is giving away as many as 200 sex toys daily to government employees during the shutdown. The promotion, which began last Friday, started slow, with 400 vibrators given away over the course of the weekend. On Monday, Vibrators.com turned up the speed, filling out orders of their daily stock of 200 toys before noon.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/free-vibrator-government-shutdown_n_4055259.html
     
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  2. LaLore

    LaLore Regular Member

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    "The free offer doesn't force people to verify that they're furloughed government employees before ordering, though the site description attests "Karma will get" any non-gov employees who exploit the offer."

    Karma = Bad Alkaline Battery Leak
     
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    euros123dotcom Junior Member

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    Just out of curiosity, do they send this only to female employees? Just wondering how many males that work for the government like to order these things...
     
  4. steelballs

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    OP Time to man up and put a twist on that offer and step up to 10" models in black...:p
     
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  5. Resolution10

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    I don't know...out of curiosity, would you use that?

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  6. lancis

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    Thats an excellent idea, mate! I love the upsell opportunities:
    "Replace your pink purse with a scabbard to fit your new 10" friend." ;)