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Angry Asian Becomes Shade-Master

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by nikchaing, Jan 25, 2017.

  1. nikchaing

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    Every day, I go to McDonald's and order a sausage egg mcmuffin with cheese and a big mac, and then I combine them.

    I've been writing to them for years saying that I've discovered the greatest meal of all time, and that they should name it the Asian Triple Overdose Special, in honor of me since it's my idea.

    Even until now, still no response from them. What a bunch of dickheads.

    So today I thought I'd teach them a lesson.

    I went to the drive-thru as usual, and ordered my patented Overdose Special. However, this time I did not pull up to pay and receive the food. Instead, I just drove off after ordering.

    That'll teach them. No one fucks with the Asian Overdose God.
     
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    Don't talk to the shade-master like that. I know what my sandwich ideas are worth.
     
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    Cold as ice.
     
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    i got hold of a stare dog like a ring master does with lions using chicken popcorn from KFC :D, i loved that process.
     
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    Don't think Mcdonald's is happy with you not paying. [​IMG]
     
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    i bet McDonalds has been shaving peoples sandwich ideas for years
     
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    I'll ask for Asian Triple Overdose Special in my McDonalds today...!
     
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    U r lyk so qoo1
     
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    So you wasted time and petrol just to teach'em a lesson
     
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    so much shade Mcdonalds shut down
     
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    As a shareholder, I highly disapprove of this.
     
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    I'm sure your stocks plummeted bc he didn't pay for two sandwiches. We all know how volatile the stock market is.
     
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    How do you eat that piss on a daily basis?

    I had a big mac for the first time in 13 years the other day and it was rotten.
     
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    He is Asian.
     
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    I don't care for McD's either. Idk why he isn't dead already. Maybe he should donate his body to science.

    While he's still alive.
     
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