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An SEO expert walks into a bar....

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by vin42, Mar 31, 2017.

  1. vin42

    vin42 Junior Member

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  2. tb303

    tb303 Power Member

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    old old joke. and to be pedantic...its supposed to be spintax so wheres the curly brackets.
     
  3. Billy_Batts

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    Hahahaha Seriously, it's probably because I'm not sober but after the second time I got it :p
     
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    Good joke! :)

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    A horse walked into a bar and the bartender says to the horse "Why the long face?"
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
     
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    A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender does nothing because a single atom of helium does not produce a noticeable effect on his surroundings.
     
  9. pruntyoke

    pruntyoke Registered Member

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    Why doesn't SEO expert walk into a bar?
    Because, as, as long as, as things go, being, by cause of, by reason of, due to, for the reason that ...
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    Sounds like outdated SEO to me. Are we sure this is an expert and not a gurutard?
     
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    Ftr Registered Member

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    Such an old joke was posted a long time back, but always finds it's way back again, still think it's a classic though.
     
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    It's not supposed to be spintax. More like tags.
     
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  13. daronch

    daronch Newbie

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    More like keyword stuffing, packing, filler, filling, padding
     
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