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An Ode to Zso

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  1. JoeMongan

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    An ode to Zso-

    " Barking to his credit, howling to his fame our little scruffy puppy
    turned out lame. With his little puppy paws and shriveled up balls
    only produced a moment for us to laugh and pause.

    From puddles on the floor to ringworm's galore our little puppy has
    been kicked out the door. No longer will he whimper, no longer will
    he whine. Our little scruffy puppy is gone before his time.

    With his tail tightly tucked and thread firmly fucked everyone can
    see how his personality surely sucked"


    -Article Magic Team


     
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  2. ShadeDream

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    He who laughs last, laughs longest.
    Damn! What can I say? Epic poem!

    Someone's very talented!

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Trepanated

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    Very very nice RabbitKing - I shall give you a shout when I am in need of any poetry articles.

    On the same theme:

    A Haiku to Zso

    Zso is a Big Dog
    It's quiet in here tonight
    No bark and no bite?
     
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    Last edited: Jul 11, 2014
  4. ShadeDream

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    He who laughs last, laughs longest.
    He might be reincarnated ^^ as a different animal. Watch out!
     
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    OMG somebody buy this man a drink!

    SERIOUSLY! u come to town... I got a round!

    Hope to see you at BHW Vegas
     
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    the big dogs never use "carpe diem" :)
     
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    Nice job Article Magic team, very nice poem. ;) :D lmao, it's very good!
     
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  8. JoeMongan

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    Thanks mate! Not a bad GIF...not bad at all :D

    Sure thing man and I appreciate it. :)

    lol....:p

    Yeah man I am planning on coming! Already looking for the best escorts so I will bring the girls. Might even think
    about picking up something for Boo! :D

    PS: Is Boo a girl or boy? [​IMG]

    Dogs cant seize the day :p

    Thanks mate!
     
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    Good one buddy.. Puppies are always entertaining, don't they?
     
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    That's just awesome.. lol..
     
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    When you wrote "gone before his time" I thought he got banned.

    So I immediately rushed to check and noticed he's still a member here. I just want to make that clear for anyone who misperceives what the OP wrote.
     
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    Wow that poem is epic!
     
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    t0mmy Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Bahahahaha excellento!!!
     
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