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Aghh, need cash, USA $$ only!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by clopper, Nov 23, 2009.

  1. clopper

    clopper Regular Member

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    Girlfriends cat's pet squirrel named Squirrely McGee has a broken arm. He can't forage for nuts and the cat is getting fat from not chasing him and in turn my girlfriend is cuddling him and not giving me any. Need $1,000,000 for the tiny instruments needed to perform the surgury and the months of rehab to follow. Whatever you can spare.





    >>>>>Sorry, some cash posts are legit but after reading only so many I had to unload my own from my brain.
     
  2. ArthurDent42

    ArthurDent42 Newbie

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    Suggest you kill and eat the squirrel, and feed crack to the cat so it turns psycho and scratches GF. She will be forced to turn to you for comfort. Just remember not to breathe in her face as squirrel breath smells really nasty.