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Adult Niche Styling on "Entrepreneurs" Site? WTF!

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  1. Blueprint

    Blueprint Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I was looking at a few "entrepreneur" and public speaking websites for design inspiration and I happened to stumble across this confusing specimen. I couldn't believe it at first.

    TLDR; This woman's professional website video is like a porno clip:
    http://www.daniellelaporte.com/
    http://vimeo.com/77972809



    Danielle LaPorte has "got a gift for you" LOL - I know she's probably successful and good on her for "just doing it". But this video and the slutty look it's given is pretty funny. I just can't believe it's genuine! In addition to all the countless innuendos. It's like something from KellyMaddison.com!

    I considered mocking up the same video with "suitable clips" from redtube and pornhub in between her motivational comments in order to let this video reach it's true potential, but I decided against wasting any more of my time today :)

    Thought I'd share this anyway because it had me LOL'ing and I want to see if it's just me?

    You could say it's an ingenious move to do this sultry style video on purpose, but reading some of the "information" I really think it's a cruel coincidence. When promoting yourself as a public motivational speaker I'd think you'd want to avoid the impression of "slut" to your audience?

    Sultry Innuendos... THE.DESIRE.MAP #THEDESIREMAP

    I've got a gift for you - "The.Desire.Map" (said in an autistic manner)

    "feel good.... feel good"

    "Are you hungry... do you want more?"

    *Flashing Text* OMG YES! (can you believe this?! LOL)

    "How do you wanna feel in your body right now"

    "What do you think about all.day.long"

    "You know you want it!"

    Quote from the "about" section - "Entrepreneurship has been my back door approach"

    Really? Come on lady... LOL
     
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    Imagine without the make-up etc. Ugh.. lol

    She does know a entirely new unique language though!

    "I skipped college, raised money, wrote books, learned to speak multimedia"

    LOL
     
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    At first glance I thought her website said it had the semen of life.

    Not sure what kinds of porn you watch OP, nothing about that video was in the least bit erotic.
     
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    lol, the semen of life.
    Well I guess the countless innuendos must be just me... :)
     
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    Even the comments that could be taken as innuendo are stretching a bit, but she clearly is playing upon that a bit. As a speaker she seems good at what she does.
     
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    Goes to show how easy some people are to win over lol. Wouldn't work in Europe.
     
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    OP, no offense, but you must be either really old, or really new to the internet.
    I know that "back in the day", it must have been really difficult to distinguish porn from something else, as nearly EVERYTHING was considered borderline erotica.
    Today, in 2014, that is NOT porn. That's not even close. Not once did my mind believe she was referring to anything sexual.
    Perhaps it's because I've been on the internet for the last 20 years (since the age of 10), and that I've been exposed to some pretty crazy stuff, over the years, that I don't find anything erotic about this video. Sorry. :(
     
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    No offense taken at all. I'm always open to healthy discussion, hey this is "The Lounge".

    FYI your age assumption is wrong, and am I new to the internet? No. But as you've been "on the internet" for the last 20 years, since 10 (which makes you 30ish) you should have learned to read, no? You are saying I said "this is porn" I didn't, I said "like a porno clip" please re-read the post.

    I said this is full of Sultry Innuendos and that the sultry style it's "like" a Kelly Maddison video with "adult niche styling".

    This is a distinct difference, if you're struggling with these words and their differentiation you should check dictionary.com for explanations or even "Google.com", it's kinda cool.

    I've identified that it's clearly opinion in "quality" that differs vastly whether you think this is good or not. My conclusion is that this is certainly aimed at a more inexperienced market of people that buy into this type of "guru" product a lot more easily and are sold in a sultry manner "the dream".

    But hey, whatever you buy into.

    This helps me to remember, always sell to the masses and dumb down products, so thanks for the user research!
     
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    She looks like my fuckin mum lol
     
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    How dare you lol.
     
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    trying to make user friendly websites