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A true Massage Service or a Whore House?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Kosher1, May 22, 2012.

  1. Kosher1

    Kosher1 Power Member

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    Well, a few months back this office opened up next to mine, with Asian chicks -- I started becoming curious to the business they were doing when folks knocked on my door asking for the Massage Parlor.... i was like what? The ones that asked did look "guilty" and "nervous" ..... anyhow...

    One night (like many others) i stayed in my office until 5 am working (i promise i didnt go up there!) and i noticed lots of cars coming in and out, i looked through the blinds a noticed Jaguars, Mercedes, you name it, and older men some in the 70's others in their 30s or 40s, etc..... u can say 30-70 years old.... around....

    After one of the guys in the office did some research, he found them on CRAIGSLIST promising "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED", now honestly, i am not all to versed with this, but a buddy of mind told me that that "satisfaction guaranteed" symbol means they end the massage with a hand-job..... okaaaaaaaaaaay !

    So, we put together a NICE Local SEO package for them, I came in real early one morning when they were closed, and dropped it in the mail slot, they knew my unit number it was on the offer..... i included a print out of their craigs ad (that by the way for whatever reason they don't put the unit number, and you need to TEXT THEM when you get here) they also have a camera by the door facing the entire parking lot (they installed it before they even moved in their stuff)......

    Long story short, i stand outside when men come, and i yell (MAMA !!!) the men turn around, and they dont see me as i hide...... then some tell her, she looks out and I wave to her...... she smiles.....

    I was doing this for a couple of months, the other day i saw her coming out of her office, so i approached her and said, how about that amazing SEO package deal i offered you? She said, we get a lot of clients from the internet.... i said "I KNOW" "I CAN SEE" but imagine how much more!!!! LOL (Main keyword, Massage (city))..... she tried to BARTER with me..... but heck on... sick mofo! I would not even shake her hand....... but ill take her cash.....

    She is now a client, paying very well for services rendered :)

    Question:

    Just curious, is it considered "prostitution" by California Law if in fact (which im 90% sure they do) finish the massage with a hand job, or is it just called a "full body massage" ?

    Looking forward to your comments, also on another note, i got frikin banned the other day for posting int he wrong forum and lost my REP's, if you feel i deserve one, hit that suckah.

    Cheers!