A Tramp Propositioned me Today!

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  1. James2

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    I was in central London today when a tramp asked me if I was "looking for any business". For our American friends, a tramp in the UK is what you'd call a bum or hobo. This was no loose woman. It wasn't a woman at all. This was a full on homeless man with a nasty beard, filthy clothes, a whiff of urine mixed with cheap booze and looked like he wanks in bushes...the full shabam.

    First off, I'm not gay, so a man is out of the question in my world and if I was, there's no way I'd pay this filthy tramp. WTF was going on in his mind and more alarmingly for me, what signals was i giving off to make him think me a potential client?!

    Sorry, I feel defiled. I just needed to get that off my chest.
     
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    Perhaps you look a little feminine mate.
     
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    Should have asked him if he smoked or IV'd his heroin.
     
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    Jokes on you, broseidon. That was actually Richard Branson. He was trying to give you some cash.

    Or some ass-to-ass action, Requiem For A Dream style.

    50/50.
     
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    ...all beings deserve compassion :(.
     
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    Maybe you should start by changing your profile picture. :D
     
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  8. James2

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    I know. Disturbing sexual imagery is not on. Hold on...
     
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    Well I THOUGHT you'd be interested. I was just being polite.

    Jeeze. Try to be nice to some people and look at where it gets you.
     
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    I read the title as "A tramp proposed to me today". I was expecting to see a wedding ring and an invitation for all BHW members to attend your wedding.
     
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    You want to thank yourself lucky that you have not lived a day in his shoes.
     
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    Looks like he got some rent free space..

    In your mind
     
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    Moral of the Story ... Don't get caught sucking off a tramp for 2 cans of Special Brew, otherwise you have to deny it on the Internet.
    Either that or James has a ponytail.
    Actually your description of the homeless guy sounds like me after a 48 hour bender.
     
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    Now i'm confused, i thought you turned him down?
     
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    shots fired. :)
     
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    Wow, the recession has hit London hard

    The last time I sucked off a tramp I got 6 cans.
     
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    I remember that movie! After seeing that scene, it's hard to watch the original without thinking about Don't Be A Menace.
     
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    Are you sure you're not gay?
     
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    LMAO at these replies haha.