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A Tramp Propositioned me Today!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by James2, Feb 22, 2016.

  1. James2

    James2 Supreme Member

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    I was in central London today when a tramp asked me if I was "looking for any business". For our American friends, a tramp in the UK is what you'd call a bum or hobo. This was no loose woman. It wasn't a woman at all. This was a full on homeless man with a nasty beard, filthy clothes, a whiff of urine mixed with cheap booze and looked like he wanks in bushes...the full shabam.

    First off, I'm not gay, so a man is out of the question in my world and if I was, there's no way I'd pay this filthy tramp. WTF was going on in his mind and more alarmingly for me, what signals was i giving off to make him think me a potential client?!

    Sorry, I feel defiled. I just needed to get that off my chest.
     
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    Perhaps you look a little feminine mate.
     
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    Should have asked him if he smoked or IV'd his heroin.
     
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    Brother, you need to cash in those Debenhams vouchers you got for christmas and sharpen your image.

    "why this rough looking fellow here looks like he may be interested in one of my £5 nut jobs at the back of the wheelie bin"
     
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  5. Sherbert Hoover

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    Jokes on you, broseidon. That was actually Richard Branson. He was trying to give you some cash.

    Or some ass-to-ass action, Requiem For A Dream style.

    50/50.
     
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    ...all beings deserve compassion :(.
     
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    Maybe you should start by changing your profile picture. :D
     
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  8. James2

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    I know. Disturbing sexual imagery is not on. Hold on...
     
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    Well I THOUGHT you'd be interested. I was just being polite.

    Jeeze. Try to be nice to some people and look at where it gets you.
     
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    I read the title as "A tramp proposed to me today". I was expecting to see a wedding ring and an invitation for all BHW members to attend your wedding.
     
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    You want to thank yourself lucky that you have not lived a day in his shoes.
     
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    Looks like he got some rent free space..

    In your mind
     
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    Moral of the Story ... Don't get caught sucking off a tramp for 2 cans of Special Brew, otherwise you have to deny it on the Internet.
    Either that or James has a ponytail.
    Actually your description of the homeless guy sounds like me after a 48 hour bender.
     
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    Now i'm confused, i thought you turned him down?
     
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    shots fired. :)
     
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    Wow, the recession has hit London hard

    The last time I sucked off a tramp I got 6 cans.
     
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    I remember that movie! After seeing that scene, it's hard to watch the original without thinking about Don't Be A Menace.
     
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    Are you sure you're not gay?
     
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    LMAO at these replies haha.