A reminder to all about the dangers of alcohol and driving

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  1. Ste Fishkin

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    A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people.

    Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine.

    Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I took a Bus home. Sure enough, I passed a Police checkpoint in Manchester, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.

    Because I was in a Bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a Double Decker before and I am not even sure where I got it from.
     
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    Hahahaha very smart of you being able to drive a bus.
     
  3. Jason Starkey

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    Wait, you drove the double decker bus?! Where did you stash it when you were done?! If this is not a typo, you have big balls and I am impressed! If it is a typo, then I respect your post as well. If its a joke i did lmao!
     
  4. Ste Fishkin

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    Just parked it outside the Fishkin305 mansion

    @nikchaing was tgere
     
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    If you drink and drive, you shouldn't be worried about getting pulled over. You should be more worried about not crashing and killing someone
     
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    One step forward, four steps back.
     
  7. Ste Fishkin

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    Yeah but I'm really good at it so I'll be ok.
     
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    you sound like an absolute tosser lol
     
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    If you see triple vision, just follow the middle one :)
     
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    I thought so too until this video of me came out.

     
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    Good job sir ! next time call me, me send you elephant taxi.
     
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    its true, i couldnt drive because, well, im asian
     
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  13. Ste Fishkin

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    This is true, you can assemble an iPhone in 6 minutes though which more than makes up for it.
     
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    I think the priority should be making sure that you don't hit a bump and spill some.
     
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    Haha, that's been bandied about so many times this week on FB.

    Anyhoo I spent 4 years in SE Asia pissed every day riding a motorbike or driving a car. Not big or clever but totally doable. Never crashed or killed any one. I think it's all about the quality of drivers out there, not drink. I could be shit faced, NYE especially, and ride home feeling sober then once I got home I'd have the mother of all hangovers probably from a brain/alcohol fight. If you're shit at driving, then you'll probably kill someone. I'm more dangerous from being tired from <3 hours sleep every night for the past 3 years than 4 years of being drunk on a bike. I even pulled over today to have a 30 min nap in the car as my reaction time was low. Tired driving is worse = FACT.
     
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    How much signal I need to cut across eight lane? None? I turn now. Good luck, everybody else!
     
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