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A Quick, Easy Money Spell

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Feb 18, 2016.

  1. pewep

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    Hey guys, just wanted to share something in my arsenal. This is a quick, easy money spell you can use to generate a few dollars super, super fast (3 days or less).

    There are four entities to summon - URUK, ENLIL, TIGRIS and BUNE, in that order.

    Tools: Notebook, pen, candle.

    Sit in your regular meditation chamber and face north with the lights off at night. Light the candle in front of your notepad and clear the airs (banish, this is not super important but will help with your concentration). Drop down your mental wavelength until you feel a stillness within. Write each of their names down at least 50 times. While you are writing, you will notice a certain rhythm come to you with each entity. For example, URUK and ENLIL have their distinct colors/auras and are generally quite pleasant while TIGRIS takes a LOT of effort to summon and if you are at all sensitive to energy you will feel this. You want to get into a trance while doing this so do it slowly and deliberately using effort with every name writing.

    You will notice another thing, while summoning, the entities will start to use their own hand to write their name. Don't be scared about this, later when you look back at the notebook, you will see that your handwriting changed while writing their names. TIGRIS is very chaotic/erratic while BUNE is more pointed, sharp and violent. I'll let you figure out what this means.

    You can also chant these names throughout the day periodically for extra emphasis. URUK is good for lucky wins while ENLIL is good for overall fortune.

    I've never gone more than 1-2 days with this without getting money from SOMEWHERE. Don't worry about where it will come, your goal isn't to be concerned. It might be an old boss, a friend, relative, school, lottery, business, ANYTHING. Money is everywhere, your goal as a witch isn't to concern yourself with silly mundane things like that, it's to do the magick, command the spirits and make them work for you. End of story. I just did this on tuesday and today I have $250 in my pocket.

    To be honest I do this once and I get money the next day or the day after. Serious. Here's another testimonial:

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    Don't think too much about this stuff or overdo it, it's just there to help. Don't wanna end up with something really nasty inside of you waaaahahah :D. Obviously I'm only giving you the tippy top of the iceberg. My advice is to build up your energy inside and your concentration if you really want to be good at this shit.
     
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    It is just getting boring now. It is not even trolling anymore, just a very old and worn joke like Ceosam
     
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    True dat !!! Thanks pewep :)
     
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  4. pewep

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    Just do it, take it seriously and let it go. It really doesn't matter what you believe at all - do the practice and get the results, like going to the gym.
    It's like lifting weights while believing it's impossible to put on muscle. LOL! Do that for a few weeks and you'll surprise yourself.
     
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    $250 panhandling is pretty gangsta.

    You should help out that guy who is confused about the meaning of "broke" and "minimalist." He doesn't even have a bed to sleep in.

    There are some straight up ballers on this site.
     
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    I have found that minimalism for the purpose of less clutter and decreased stress is far more useful than "I've only got four things in the world" minimalism, which is minimal extremism (in my mind). I touch on this in my long-ass efficiency guide.

     
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    If you were as hot as the girl in your avatar, I'd be inclined to give you a personal demonstration.
     
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    I've got my VA doing this, I'll post results in 3 days.
     
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    If you're truly a skeptic and really don't believe that there is anything as the psionic force, then what excuse exactly do you have not to try this? At most it's 30-60 minutes wasted, for a potential payout of $X,XXX. Logically there is nothing stopping you from doing it. How much do you make per hour again?
     
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    sigh.. what??? :confused: How many PVAs do I need for this?
     
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    That's what I'm wondering, lol. Use the tools I've provided and take care of your family.
     
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    So what happens if you summon them in the wrong order?
     
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    I already told you that it doesn't matter worth a piss pot what anyone believes, this has nothing to do with faith. Summon the spirits, do the work and you'll get the results. Period. That's all there is to the matter.
     
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    I'd encourage you not to do that, but if you'd like to experiment go ahead, that's my nature too haha :D.
     
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    My friends,

    JUST listen to Teacher ;).
     
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    You know I don't believe in spells and magick, but what's the worse they can do? Will I "FUCKIN' DIE!!!!!" like Sherbet said, or will I suffer "A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH"?

    Also, if I die, what methods do these entities use to liquidate their targets?
     
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