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A Marketers Tall Tale

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by 2011nfl, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    Once there was this girl named fiverr who lived in a gumtree somewhere deep in the amazon. One day on her way to the clickbank she ran into this other girl named ashley madison. They began to walk and talk when they noticed this guy named flickr following their twitter. They stopped, and looked into his google eyes, and fiverr said "hey guy you are invading myspace!" Flickr said, "I couldn't help but be pinterested in your wiki," then he quickly tagged her backpage. Fiverr gave out a yahoo and ashley madison said "you better godaddy before I paypals to bing your monkeys in the facebook!" Needless to say, flickrs mugshots ended up on this guy craigs list down at the photoshop, and before long the photobucket was passed along to the imageshack. Now the h33t was on! This little demonoid had even been caught looking through windows 7 times. He thought about ending it all with some gas and a match, but what would be the digital point? He decided to be a warrior and walk down the bay to fiverrs house. Once he got there, he spoke to her in microsoft adwords, but nothing he said made any adsense. So he just gave fiverr a hi5 and went on with his life in his own little blackhatworld.
     
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    isn't gumtree just an aussie thing?
     
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  3. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    Yea, but it fit in well with the story line lol :D
     
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    You are starting to become the king of useless threads.
     
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    Valefor BANNED BANNED

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    bookmarked, will read it tonight will drinking my favorite milk in bottle

    nice share
     
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  6. 2011nfl

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    Thanks :)
     
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    lol :D
     
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    my eyes burned when reading this thread in the "Black Light" theme.
     
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    I had to look away from the screen half way through just to recover my eyes!
     
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    lol, at least it was a fun read :D
     
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    lol..too much of yellow color! :p
     
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    nope, i stopped posting on it, but i think still London gets the most traffic there, SA was pretty strong too besides AU

    to OP: who the fuck is ashley madison? :)
    edit: nvm, found it on google
     
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    look without this story teller people I will not be staying here like social networking sites :D the most favorite useless thread ive ever read is "trade paypal cash to pizza" did you know in that thread shows that blackhatworld is the place where you can find 2nd family .. people there just laugh at that thread soon you will see later as you read that people are asking for address because they will send the pizza there the main reason why they sent that guy a pizza because that concerned people dont want any blackhatters to be hungry..

    BLACKHATWORLD will be a booooring place without this kind of threads.theres no need to rant of useless threads.theres a reason why this people post this threads to make us happy.


    were not too serius that we need to discuss making money of[SIZE=3] course [SIZE=3]we need [SIZE=3]to entertain our selves,,


    sorry for [SIZE=3]my grammar [/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]
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  14. 2011nfl

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    I do appreciate the support. Honestly I dont think anyone was flaming me though. Just having fun. Even if they were, Im ok with that, because sometimes I flame people too :D All is fun :)
     
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