A little help please?

I need to make some cash before Christmas, and since times are tight, I was hoping the money geniuses in this forum might be able to help. I would really like to buy my girlfriend a 55' luxury yacht, with a sticker price of $35 million. I have about $15 dollars right now, and I was wondering if anyone knows of an online method that I could turn around a quick $34,999,985 within 6 days. Also, I don't really feel like doing any work, so if you could suggest a method and then do the actual work for me, I would appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

Here are the details of the boat.

hmmm??? why did they tell me in school that there's no such thing as a dumb question...

If you come up with the answer within the next few days, hopefully it uses ur thumbnail!

If you could get paid for wasting people's time, you would be able to afford that boat by the time this thread dies.