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A Joke..

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by buttmonk, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. buttmonk

    buttmonk Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Hi.

    Just seen this joke on Facebook. Don't get me wrong, i loved Nelson Mandela and he was a great man, but this made me laugh.

    Here it is :

    Dyslexic South Africans have been laying floral tributes at Nissan Main Dealers !!! :)
     
  2. stretch361

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    Yeah, i gotta say..that's pretty bad. RIP Nelson.
     
  3. SPQR

    SPQR Elite Member

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    How about a better joke?
    My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
     
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  4. DanTe_0101

    DanTe_0101 Senior Member

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    1.If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
    Three feet of my cock up your ass.

    2.Q: What?s the difference between you and eggs?
    A: Eggs get laid and you don?t


    3.Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
    A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.

    4.Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
    A: Because they have cotton balls.

    5.Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
    Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don?t stop"
     
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  5. AlreadyBanned

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    Better than the OP! Kudos.
     
  6. MadStacks

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    Next time you post a joke include the link bro ;)
     
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    THREE BAD ASS MICE:
    Three mice sit in a bar. The first one brags, "I am one bad ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them."
    The second one brags, "Well, I'm a bad ass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed."
    The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?"
    The third one replies, "Going home to f**k the cat."
     
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  8. SPQR

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    I am blessed to be so famous with my joke career. Please, ladies, signing will be on Monday. No need to push.