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A guy gets on a bus and finds himself sitting across from a beautiful young nun.

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  1. Sugirl

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    Enamored with her, he asks if she would ever be interested in him. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of any way for him to get with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to sleep with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him that it must be anal. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
     
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    Now that's very disturbing.
     
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    At first this joke started to anger me and then I read the last part LMFAO!!
     
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    hahahah! Nice one:)
     
  5. Sugirl

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    BUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Old joke but always funny!
     
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    Thou shalt not....oh alright! It was funny! :p
     
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    LOL that was funny :)
     
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    :clap2: haha pretty funny mate :D
     
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    How does a God costume look like?
     
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    This is the first thing I read this morning lol. Always good to have a laugh. Seems to take the stress away.
     
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    I actually laughed out loud at the punch line! Thanks for the laugh....
     
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    So...when is cucumber factory v2.0 coming out?
     
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    The thing is, how could he not differentiate a woman from a man in plain action? :D
     
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    He probably never knew what a girl looks like.
     
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