A Girl Offered Me $2000 To Mate With Her

rabbitking

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It appears I'm a fine piece of breeding stock.

Out of the blue, a girl contacted me and offered me roughly $2000 for me to mate with her. Yeah, so I took the liberty to provide you with our conversation. She started by asking how tall I was.

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Then she proceeded to put a price down.

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I turned down her offer. I know my lineage is worth a lot more than a peasants payday.
Not to mention the fact I am not cool with a kid of mine being "out there" without a poppa.

Still, I commend you, lady. You contributed to my Ego bank in a way my Twitter never could.
 

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I don't know, Joe. At the start of that conversation it looked like you were stating dick size and then asking the other party what size theirs was. How do we know this isn't a ladyboy looking to get you involved in a human trafficking scheme?
 

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I don't know, Joe. At the start of that conversation it looked like you were stating dick size and then asking the other party what size theirs was. How do we know this isn't a ladyboy looking to get you involved in a human trafficking scheme?

You're right about one thing Sherb. I was referencing to the size of my manhood. Should have been very clear about that upfront. Dammit.

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It's probably after a passport!

It appears I'm a fine piece of breeding stock.

Out of the blue, a girl contacted me and offered me roughly $2000 for me to mate with her. Yeah, so I took the liberty to provide you with our conversation. She started by asking how tall I was.

crazy-b-300x300.png


Then she proceeded to put a price down.

crazy-a-300x300.png


I turned down her offer. I know my lineage is worth a lot more than a peasants payday.
Not to mention the fact I am not cool with a kid of mine being "out there" without a poppa.

Still, I commend you, lady. You contributed to my Ego bank in a way my Twitter never could.
 
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