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It appears I'm a fine piece of breeding stock.
Out of the blue, a girl contacted me and offered me roughly $2000 for me to mate with her. Yeah, so I took the liberty to provide you with our conversation. She started by asking how tall I was.
Then she proceeded to put a price down.
I turned down her offer. I know my lineage is worth a lot more than a peasants payday.
Not to mention the fact I am not cool with a kid of mine being "out there" without a poppa.
Still, I commend you, lady. You contributed to my Ego bank in a way my Twitter never could.
Out of the blue, a girl contacted me and offered me roughly $2000 for me to mate with her. Yeah, so I took the liberty to provide you with our conversation. She started by asking how tall I was.

Then she proceeded to put a price down.

I turned down her offer. I know my lineage is worth a lot more than a peasants payday.
Not to mention the fact I am not cool with a kid of mine being "out there" without a poppa.
Still, I commend you, lady. You contributed to my Ego bank in a way my Twitter never could.