1) Teeing off and hitting it into the water is not bad if you generate a real nice splash. 2) Knocking it in from 50 yards for a birdie is not luck; it is a precision shot... I don't care what your partner says. 3) If the beer cart girl is too slow to get around to you, just buy more beers at each time she shows up. 4) If you think you can hit a 6 iron 165 yards but the whole world knows otherwise go to a 5 iron. 5) Just because you hit an outstanding sand shot it does not make you Phil Mickleson no matter what your wife tells you when you get home. 6) If the beer cart girl is too slow to get around to you, just buy more beers at each time she shows up. (This bears repeating) 7) It's not the fact that you only won a 2.00 Nasau, it's that you won the bet... ignore the loser. 8) Hitting a 3 wood off the tee does not make you a wuss. 9) Leaving a put short does not mean you should be wearing a skirt. 10) The beer girl, tip her well and you can ignore #s 3 and 6.