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A disheartening moment to say the least

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Euphorix, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. Euphorix

    Euphorix Supreme Member

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    I've been working long long hours boys and girls. So long in fact that today I hadn't eaten much

    I became increasingly hungry until at last, about 30 minutes ago I could no longer stand it. I raced downstairs and cooked up some chinese rice and grass fed organic beef. By the time it was on my plate ready to be devoured my stomach was on fire.

    I began to "chow down" and the fiery known as hunger began to dissipate..

    *This is where this story gets sad*

    Lilly, my cat, came up to me and demanded my last bite. I longingly looked at it, and then gave it to her

    She looked at it, then up at me, licked it... and.. walked away without eating it?! wtf








    Ahh but there is a plot twist to this story:









    I picked it up and polished it off without remorse
     
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  2. shanna_doll

    shanna_doll Power Member

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    You have been trolled by a cat.
     
  3. charliebrooker

    charliebrooker Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Drown the cat?

    Or, drown yourself?
     
  4. archon10

    archon10 BANNED BANNED

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    fuckin cats, man. My dog would have chowed down.
     
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  5. Conor

    Conor Elite Member

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    You probably have cat bum disease now.
     
  6. seveneleven

    seveneleven Power Member

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    I see.... well theres a revelation then
     
  7. Hawkster

    Hawkster Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    CATastrophic thread...... :p
     
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  8. MichaelJon

    MichaelJon Registered Member

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    ^^ What Hawk said :D
     
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    Cryogenesis Elite Member

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    Fucking cats dude. They kill you with cuteness first and then rule your life.
    This is the end I tell you.
     
  10. Reaver

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    My cat can give me those big adorable eyes all she wants. I'm not giving her my food. She knows this. That's why she quit watching me eat.

    Cats only rule your life if you let them.