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A Cop Pulled Me Over Tonight...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Erik, Mar 21, 2009.

  1. Erik

    Erik Regular Member

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    It was about 1:30 A.M. I was driving down a side road coming up to a stop sign. I flick on my left blinker and make the turn on to the highway. It seemed like I was the only car on the road.

    Then I see headlights behind me and the car is fast approaching. I weave into the far right lane to let this guy go by but instead of speeding past, he mimicked me and got back behind me.

    I was about to break check the asshole to get him to back off. I'm glad I didn't because a second later I'm blinded by a spot light and I see the dreaded blue & red flashes of a police cruiser.

    This was my thought process: Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. FUUUCCCKK!

    I pull over.

    I had about 10 seconds to think before the cop walked up to the window. I could have wound it down but I was playing it cool. I waited until he tapped on the glass.

    The window's down and I'm look at him and he's blinding me with his flashlight.

    I raise my eyebrows and nod. It's the universal sign for 'wazzup'.

    Mt heart is pounding. I still wasn't sure how to handle this....situation. A second passes. For some reason I think of the movie 'Clerks'

    "Where you coming from tonight?" He asked.

    Hmmm, I think.

    I look over my shoulder and give a quick head nudge in the direction I was driving from. This could be called the universal sign for 'Back that way dumb ass'

    "Sir?"

    You just can't trust the police these days. Anyone can end up tazered, maced, or dead. So I take note of his posture. Even though I can't see with the light in my eyes I am well aware that his other hand is on the butt of his gun.

    I gotta say, It was a nice night out, but not nice enough where as if I got shot it wouldn't ruin it, so I didn't want to make any sudden movements.

    I over exaggerate a frown.

    "Sir did you hear what I asked you?"

    I nod 'yes'. I then give him my impatient look followed up with me nodding to the empty seat next to me a few times.

    I'm sure he was confused but finally the light moved from my face to the passenger seat. I risked moving my hand off the wheel, but slowly, very slowly, I made a writing in the air motion with my hand, and then I cautiously reached across the center console towards that seat.

    I just knew he must be getting tensed but I kept reaching.

    Hearing no gunshot, which was a good sign, I lifted up my jacket that I had on the seat, again, very slowly. Underneath was a notepad I had sitting there for when I get a good idea, I can record it.

    Once he noticed I wasn't going for a weapon I think he relaxed.

    "Sir?"

    I quickly jotted a note and showed him. 'Sorry about that.'

    "Are you... deaf?" I shook my head no.

    'Mute. I hear you fine.'

    "I see... O.K. Then. We'll take this slow. Where ya headed?"

    'Home' I wrote.

    "Do you know why I stopped you."

    'Not a clue officer.'

    "You didn't come to a complete stop at the sign before you pulled out onto the highway. I know it's late but if anyone out here has been drinking, they could easily cause an accident."

    'I didn't realize. My apologies.'

    "I'll let you go with a warning but be more careful."

    'Thank you, Sir.'

    "Alright, well you have a good night."

    He walked back to his car. I hear his door slam as he got in.

    'Holly Shit', I think.

    I fumble around with stuff in the car buying time. I don't know why. I should have just drove off.

    The flashing red and blue lights cut off.

    I'm pretending to write something on my pad just to buy a few more seconds, I put my coat on.

    Finally the cop decides I'm not ready to pull off yet, so he does what I wanted him to do and pulls past me.

    I smile and I wave as he drives by and starts to accelerate away.

    That's what I was waiting for. I am such an asshole sometime, but I can't help myself...

    I stuck my head out the window and shouted "You have a great night too, Officer!"

    His break lights came on for a split second then went back off. I imagine he thought he was hearing things because he didn't slam on his breaks and come back to kick my ass. I am laughing hysterically as I put my car into drive and pull away....

    If I am willing to pretend to be a hot twenty something girl looking for sex online, or a recruiter looking to higher someone for a dream job, or a dozen other shady things to make money, you better believe that if I've had a night full of drinking, got pulled over by a cop, and I knew that he would have smelled the wonderfully great Jack Daniels on my breath and would have, without a doubt, locked my drunk ass up... well then, my friends, I can certainly pretend to be a mute.

    Yeah, like I said, I'm an asshole, but I'm a black hat marketing asshole and that's what counts most.

    //Hope you guys like it. Inspired by having a cop pull behind me tonight and I was thinking: 'Fuck, what do I do if this guy pulls me over.' :eek://
     
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  2. tymillz

    tymillz Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Great technique ! I think I am going to use it, add my own methods, and then sell it on DP.
     
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  3. justthinking

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    Unfortunately, I only was able to pull off the 'drunk mute' act.
     
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  4. donutking

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    i just got pulled over for "Driving with a Suspended License". sucks. I knew it was banned, and i have about 4 months left on a 6 months suspension. Looks like i just added a year to that wait. O well, tomorrow morning I get up and drive to work .. don't really care anymore.
     
  5. s0phia

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    heheh i like it :D
     
  6. poiboy1964

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    Cool thinking under pressure:cool:
     
  7. foruc

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    wow haha nice... Had a similar experience tonight. My friend and I were at da club tonight..left at 2 am and tore out of the lot n 'boogied' onto the E-way in my friend's 2008 Nissan 350Z. "Twin Turbo" mind ya.. and then the dreaded 'cruiser like head lights gaining on our '6 really really fast...and following us for about a mile watching our every move. Our hearts sank as we thought "oh snap! were done!... Cop blew by us and pulled over some one else. Man... Phweww! They don't mess around here in Chicago though. I'll tell you that much...
     
  8. samspam

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    Heheh...good thinking, man!

    Getting a license from another country, putting on a dialect and acting really stupid usually works well, unless you're in your own car of course :)
     
  9. graphicnut

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    i like it alot haha, great improvization
     
  10. lolzap

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    That's one great blackhat method :))
     
  11. leonidt

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    I love it. As someone who has done several months of county jail time for DUI, I can tell you you're one lucky motherfucker.
     
  12. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    Mayne I got scoped on tonight too. I driving through the mountains and I pull to stop sign and out of no where I see impala headlights which means cop. I"m like WTF I didn't do nothing wrong. My Rockford fosgates 12 inches were turned down very low so I know he didn't hear that

    He pulled up on me so fast I was scared .I made a left and he made a left on my tail, then I pull into right lane scared as shit. He whiz pass me. When I got to the bottom of hill I see him at a night club making order there. It got pretty rowdy. I was like damn all this time I thought I did something wrong..

    But yea, back in the days police use to ride my tail and I got tired of it so one day I braked real hard and he ran into my back end. Yep his fault, I had no license and they let me go because he knew he fucked up.. Told me to leave now! His car was screwed the front end. He didn't have a ram guard. I told him thats what he get for riding my ass and I even asked him how does my ass smell and if he want me to call the police..LOL In my state if you get hit in the back its that person fault not yours no matter what.


    Now days i have a camera and microphone in my car to record with 24 hour recording. I been harassed so many times especially in my BMW I had but I sold it and now I have a Chevy Tahoe truck newer model. I have a camera in the rear, front and side with microphone to pick up sound. Only cost me like $250, but it saved my ass plenty of times when I say smile, your on Military IV camera.

    1 time I tried to run from the police, he grabbed and threw me under is car , right under the engine. I'm like man its burnging your engine is hot. He is like next time you'll think about running huh...LOl Lucky my friend was there so he didnt keep me there for long because i was in hand cuffs and if I got burnt he would have alot of explaining to do.

    But I drive with my rear view mirror now and use my front rear shield as rear view..LOl I know it sounds odd but its the truth. i watch my back before my front

    All mayne youur bringing up memories, I love fucking with cops, they fuck with us so why not?
    "Its all in the game("The Wire". Omar)

    I'm actually thankful and surprised I havent been shot,killed or in prison by now, I been through a lot of shit and did a lot of shit that could get any other person killed.
     
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  13. jburrtucaz

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    I was expecting to get to the end of that story and see "I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!" Lol
     
  14. tonlilaz

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    this story is dedicated to all the little white crosses that i see on the roads left by drunk drivers.

    i'd take this as a warning .... that jack Daniels might be sweet, but it's not worth getting blood on your hands now is it? last time i checked, being black hat doesn't have anything to do with putting innocent people's life at risk

    not trying to sound preachy, just trying to give you words of wisdom...

    sorry to be a party pooper


     
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  15. chowyoungfat

    chowyoungfat Regular Member

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    yeah fuck cops i hate them, i got a $500 fine about a week ago because my mate didn't have his seatbelt on for like 10 secs just while i was pulling out of a petrol station, he shoved it on as soon as we got on the road. BAM! $500 fine each, fucking ridiculous. Especially because mine was on...

    99% are a bunch of faggots who couldn't get a better job. I like the camera idea militaryiv, that would be so good to catch them on tape doing something wrong and using it to blackmail them hehe
     
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  17. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    Yep if you got the money get it. You will save money in the long run, its a investment.

    I got let loose from tickets and being arrested a lot of times from having that camera.

    You got to play the police in there own game.\

    I have hidden capartments in my car too but I'm not going to get on that. met a dude on craigslist who did it for me.

    Damn i just noticed its almost 6 am
     
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    haha awesome story man
     
  19. woodstuck

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    Just lucky you had a youngster cop...

    (veteran cops would have had too much fun with your 'mute' ass)

    (especially here in Chicago)

    Happy you got off! That WILL be the last time it happens to that cop... trust me, he has learned through embarassment, - his 'buddies' enlightened him.

    Can you hear me now? (LOL)
     
  20. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure this was a fantasy story if you all didnt catch on. reaching over under coat. Yea okay, ur head would had been blowed off