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A Contender For The Worst Song In History

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Zwielicht, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator in Training Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Behold, one of the worst songs you will ever hear. I thought it was a parody until I saw his other videos, so I'm assuming he's serious.

    Warning: possibly NSFW.
     
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    lol disgusting :)
     
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    F#ck, that was terrible, even if it was comedy.

    Even CEOSam sings better than that.
     
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    Reminds me of CEOsam
     
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    It looks like he made this video from prison on the inside of the conjugal visit room.
     
  6. Zwielicht

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    It appears that I have discovered a second contender.
     
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    This guy is a blackbelt holder :)
     
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    gonna puke. horrible.
     
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    Here's my candidate, filed under worst cover ever:

     
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  10. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator in Training Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You know what? I just realised IceJJFish looks like Black Belt Jones without the Afro.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Reminds me of this

     
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  12. Zwielicht

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    To be fair to Yoko Ono, the video does mention that this is an interpretation of Fireworks by Katy Perry, and if that's what Katy Perry's Fireworks sounds like to Yoko Ono, then that's fine. IceJJFish on the other hand...
     
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  13. Zwielicht

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    I found a Tosh.0 video with IceJJFish in it.
    http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/0m5wjj/web-remix---icejjfish---uncensored
    And here's another video demonstrating his natural sex repellent.

    What's funny about this last video is that the model, Jessica Rico, had a YouTube video up at one point where she mentioned that the reason she was backing away was because of his malodorous breath.
     
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    rebecca black's "friday" video is a strong contender.

     
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  15. Zwielicht

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    I can at least understand what Rebecca Black is saying. This is all I could decipher from IceJJFish's song Really Tryna Do:

    Lyrics
    ...aaaaAaAaaAAAAaaaaaaaAaAaAAAAAaaaaa...
    ooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOHUE!
    ...yeeeeeaAAAAH!
    BlaaaahaaaaOOOOW Huuuue-oooo, Why girl with cha really tryna... (DoooOOOOO)
    Girl, you know you gAt me like... (OooOOO)
    Walk out and put this all up in (YoooOOOOU)
    Show yOu want some realdick [He said it like it was one word!] is.
     
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    actually he is CEOsam's favourite artist :)
     
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    I hear that CEOsam and IceJJFish are planning to collaborate of Fish's next album. :D
     
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    IceJJ is obviously a troll artist lmfao
     
  19. Zwielicht

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    Troll artist or not, that doesn't mean it is not a contender for the worst song in history. Like W130SN said:
    On a side note, if he is just a troll and he has managed to monetise his "talent", or lack thereof, then that's quite impressive! :cool:
     
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    It's like she used TBS to spin some lyrics...
     
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