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A Blackhatters Promise

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by funkybunker, Apr 11, 2014.

  1. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    You wish to outrank me, give it your all


    Blast me with spam and still I won't fall


    Purchase the latest and greatest of tools


    For I need just one to cause you loose stools


    Your claims of great wealth mean nothing to me


    Know I have a hunger no riches can feed


    I build when you sleep, I sleep when you struggle


    My dues have been paid to rise from the rubble


    I'm blackhat and proud as rules come and go


    You're filled with hot air...and ten years too slow
     
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  2. Peter Ngo

    Peter Ngo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    wow, sound like some nice rhytm from rapper CEOsam :D j/k
     
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  3. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Matt Cutts is watching you.
     
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  4. J-S-T

    J-S-T Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Loved this line,:clap2:

    You are multi talented mate...
     
  5. SeoWrecker

    SeoWrecker Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    same here :):).
     
  6. Ghoast

    Ghoast Power Member

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    I had a client the other day,

    Who wouldn't listen to what I'd say,

    He thought he knew bout SEO,

    But really this guy was just slow,

    He begged me not to do 'link farms',

    I sat and cried and did face palms,

    I told him things had really changed,

    and Google knows these silly games,

    He paused and waited for a while,

    And sat there with a stupid smile,

    When he spoke again once more,

    I nearly fell down to the floor,

    He asked about 'link farms' again,

    and said they were a hidden gem,

    I took his money with a smile,

    Although my thoughts were rather vile
     
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  7. asap1

    asap1 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Sorry im already ranked #1 for the keyword "google"
     
  8. bihguy

    bihguy Power Member

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    Awesome. Man, that is so cool.