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3 Women Who Have Helped Ruin The World

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  1. LakeForest

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    Because I am a lover of equal treatment, men have been blamed for too long for being the sole cause of global instability. It takes two to tango.

    Here are three little stories:

    Helen of Sparta/Troy:

    Semi-mythical figure we all know a lot about. The name given to Greek culture is called Hellenism, which will explain the story of the Tojan War better than either a war between Gods or a historical event. Helen's tale is an allegory and criticism of what many in the era thought was the dilution of what made Greece great. Hellenistic culture was whoring itself out to everyone by exporting their art and architecture without exporting their soul, and importing luxuries and ideas from the East to the point that Greece became quite irritated at diminishing charisma it possessed.

    A Trojan Prince named Paris comes along to Sparta, and seduces Helen by calling her more beautiful than goddesses. She falls in love and is whisked away to Troy. Accounts say rape, but in those times rape was abduction and happened a lot like, "hey baby, who's that weak little punk you're with? naw girl, you're coming home with me." And the girl usually did, it's just how it was then in a world concerned primarily with survival. In this historical context, it was consensual; Helen had effectively given away Greece's power to the East. This event drove Greeks to their tipping point and they initiated the Trojan War to punish the East for trying to become more Greek than the Greeks were.

    The Trojan War led to the fall of those mythical times and began the long trek in our bullshit modern world.

    Guinevere:

    This bitch is the reason that Camelot fell, Arthur died, and the Round Table was broken. Lancelot was just a douche and a horrible friend, and he was hanging out and getting buddy-buddy with Guinevere while Arthur was out, you know, defeating Romans and Barbarians. Guinevere and Lancelot do it, a lot, Arthur eventually finds out he was being cheated on hardcore, 100,000+ knights die. Guinevere at the end of her life repents for being a slut. Such honorable hindsight...

    It also showed how even the noble Arthur could be brought to evil when betrayed. It was almost too much to expect him to maintain chivalry. He was just a man, and was hurt by those he believed would never hurt him. Face to Face, he bested almost all, but poor Arthur for not having eyes on the back of his head.

    Basina of Thuringia:

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    Though the merit of staying faithful is absolutely clear in the tales of King Arthur, the stories were magnified and turned into semi-mythological fables, but here is a very real-world piece-of-bitch that I just learned about.

    I came upon her when drunk(..phrasing), reading about the Hohenzollerns, their exploits, and how in 1914 Germany's aggression was seen as the Hohenzollerns up to no good again. I then tried looking back through the dynasty, at who were the fathers of these fathers, triyng to figure out why are dynasties such bastards? Well, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree, so let's go back, back, back in time.

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    Basina deserves not a single kind word. She was wife of King Bisinus, King of Thuringia, right in the middle of Germany. She was an ambitious woman, a scarlet woman, a lover of beasts. King Bisinus, being noble, gave refuge to the Salian Frank King, Childeric I, who was expelled from his kingdom. Childeric I was expelled from his territory for seducing the women of the other nobles that were his brethren. Real disgusting, douchebag stuff. So what happens? King Bisinus gives Childeric I safety, and during this time, the piece of shit Childeric seduces the wife of the one who was protecting him. Being completely enamored with him, Queen Basina goes to Gaul(Roman France), and she asks for Childeric's hand in marriage because "I want to have the most powerful man in the world, even if I have to cross the ocean for him," supposedly because of his exploits and his ability to settle a kingdom in Roman Lands. Where was this bitch around for King Arthur? She would have loved him!

    Basina wanted the most powerful man in the world, and completely ignored the fact that her original husband, King Bisinus, gave refuge and protected the man that she considered to be the most powerful in the world. Such short-sightedness and vapidity is the halmark of our world-problems and poor governance, no?

    From this, the French were united under the Merovingian dynasty, unified France, and from there, the rest is history. They got their power because of the power that woman handed over to the founding King. They trace their origin to the Trojans. They enjoyed all this so much, THEY NAMED THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE, PARIS. This is absolutely disgusting, and makes the city absolutely void of any romance once you understand why. It is a name harking back to betrayal and conquest. The Eiffel Tower is a phallus, which essentially whispers, "none of you are safe".

    The Hohenzollern family attempt to trace direct lineage to Frank/Charlemagne-ic origin(though historians disagree with them). According to this Frank origin myth, Basina was the Mother-Queen of the global dynasties that feud with each other until the end of time at the behest of their own families. Thuringia was eventually conquered by the Franks; Basina assisted in the conquering of her own neighbors.






    Infidelity is so fun and harmless you guys. Do whatever you want, have fun, there are no consequences..
     
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    I. What? lol

    Have a bunch of tabs open and accidentally post here? hehe i've done that
     
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    Nancy Reagan:

    Just say no and you just know she had a hand in the war on drugs
     
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    Blyth Masters

    Head of Global commodities at JP Morgan Bank...

    Do you know why comodities (what you eat everyday, gas, all you need for living, etc,...) prices goes up ? Ask her or google it
     
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    From Wikipedia: "From 2004-2007, she was Chief Financial Officer" "Responsible for the structuring and distribution of credit derivative products"

    Thank you, Ms. Masters, so much.

    You know, I feel like she played a role in my finding BHW(I was browsing for a while before 09).
     
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    I do the same thing to decide which restaurant I'm going to eat at.

    And to decide which clothes I'm going to wear...

    Actually nevermind I just realized I pretty much masturbate before every decision I make.
     
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