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13 Year Old Dad Is NOT The Dad!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Seems his gal-pal was shagging half the town! :D

    http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-26-13-year-old-dad-is-not-the-dad-after-all

    Oops!

    Paging Maury Povich!

    Turns out wee Brit Alfie Patten is not the father of baby Maisie with (village-bicycle-with-training-wheels) girlfriend Chentelle.

    A DNA test revealed that 13-year-old Alfie is not the baby's daddy. The boy took the test after several lads came forward claiming to have slept with 15-year-old Chantelle.

    Alfie's mom said, "It had not even crossed Alfie?s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He?s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."

    Poor Alfie!

    Apparently, Chantelle's mom ordered her slutty daughter to insist that she had been a virgin prior to sleeping with Alfie. But science has revealed the truth!

    Alfie's dad said, "He said it was the first time he?d had sex, he didn?t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I?ll talk to him again and it?ll be the birds and bees talk."

    We think that by now, Alfie is well acquainted with the birds and the bees. What his dad needs to do is buy him a 24 pack of condoms.
     
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  2. n8800

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    Whore's come in all shapes and sizes... Everyone BEWARE!!! :)!
     
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    Its not good to lie.. and the great news is he's not the father! :D
     
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    lol! you're right! :p
     
  5. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Take a look at the face on that "ride"! That boy dodged a bullet, I tells ya! :D
     
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    That's a real whore. Can ask her to do cam for us?
     
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    And this is why we're all going to die.
     
  8. undios

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    The problem is 15 yr kids are doing cams ...and it is sick but lets us think of the state of are kids are in these days, but im glad he tuned out not to be the father 13 yr old daddy cmon, is it me seeing a pattern going on here kids want to have kids and there parading like it no big deal , little 9 yr old boy blows the head off a pregnant woman. Something is in the water lol
     
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    Its all a shame this is going on. Good to see Alfie dodged a bullet with being a dad at 13. The lesson here,

    1. Alfie will damn sure wear condoms.
    2. Adults like us will see a 15yr old girl as NOT A WHORE..but a child using her body to get love and affection. Where were her parents,caregivers and people who are role models in her life. Its obvious shes misguided, give her a break. There is always something else going on we dont see,we shouldnt judge her.We all can look back and dont want to be judged as dumb kids when we made mistakes and just dumb ass,dangerous things we did as carefree kids and teens. lol
     
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    wow, at least the dog don't bite
     
  11. spikyy

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    OMG ! i was really amazed when i first saw the news but now i am laughing =)
     
  12. Steeky

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    She probably has all kinds of diseases
     
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    I'm glad Alfie isn't the father. I think Chantelle took advantage of him. She looks her age (or even a little older), and Alfie looks like he's 10.
     
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    I don't understand why this was such a big story, this stuff happens every day in the US.

    And I really don't understand it - "Alfie - next time use a condom."

    What's wrong with just not having sex at all when you are only 13?
     
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    I thought England had one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the WORLD.
     
  17. tonlilaz

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    poor kid. but he should take this as a life lesson and be glad he got a pregnancy scare and not hiv scare.

     
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    Yeah it's not 13 yr old Alfie's kid..It's actually 11 yr old Billy's kid from the next block over. And as for Beauty....................It's actually about 16 beers away from ugly and 24 beers away from completely unf♥ckable
     
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    I told Alfie

    "There's no way you got her pregnant by letting her suck on you and jizz'n in her mouth!"

    He wanted to wait for the dna test... 13 year olds are so impressionable.

    (Yea, we just finished smoking a bowl with michael phlps, and alfie said he got his first BlowJob, - We all laughed, we were high..., we didn't believe him)
     
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    Hmm good for alfie lol, only bad is that hes been in media now :O Thisll be going on for while still.

    But what kind of idiot comes in claming "hey im probably 20 and fucked 15 yrs old and now we have a kid" :p sick fucks.

    its just plain stupid to get pregnant when your 15 lol

    I know 1 girl who got baby this year at 15yrs old and quit school and such o_0 the dads like 20 ?

    Well theres people to every train