Congrats on the 1000(+) posts, and what a great giveaway, I from Prussian stock myself, though so far removed from the motherland that all I remember how to say on German is "Ich Libbe Dich" and "Shiste", I figure that covers about everything anyway. (I would like to know how to say "you have a nice ass", though)
Leave me out of the running though, I got drunk on beer when I was 15 and my dad told me that drinking buttermilk would settle my stomach if it got to hurting bad. It did, and I drank the buttermilk. For the record, buttermilk and alcohol do not play well together.
After all that passed out of my system, I have never wanted another beer in my life.
Give it to someone who will appreciate it, and I agree with everyone else, this is a great giveaway.
Now if someone from Jamaica will.......nevermind.