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Thanks guys but if I really wanted to be I would have been by now.

Tesco has hardly any crisps. I had to go to Morrisons for frazzles, monster munch and hula hoops.

And some people like me don’t give a monkeys about any count. I’d still be the same person and have no interest in inflating anything. It doesn’t serve me any purpose.

I laughed, actually I didn't but now I am. You are right she has never seen that move.

I drink a can of normal coke every day, have done for years. One of my mates used to drink a 6 pack a day although he has now switched to diet coke. Look at the Warren Buffet diet, is it 5 cans of cherry coke a day? Can't remember. A coke a day keeps the doctor away, or was that an apple?

Did he want to rob her knickers?

She’s doesn’t care how old the balls are either.

The crown jewels in the tower of London would be a good choice for those ferrets to rob.

Yes, it’s been around 5 months since I had my 2nd one. No weird growths as yet.

There will come a day when a person will have an allergic reaction just hearing the word cheese.

It depends who you are talking to. If it’s an old person you could say enjoy it, it might be your last. Middle age, how bad will you hangover be tomorrow. Child, you have taken another step until you’re 18 and can really enjoy your birthday

Whenever I saw that mentioned I always thought it was about ways to pick up girls.

This is true duckduck needs to become mousemouse and be squeaky clean

If you're broke I doubt he needs a way to copy that. Checking chats and passwords sounds more like something a boyfriend or girlfriend would do. Perhaps he sees you as a much more special friend.

Triple? no Double? no Type and Send? yes Mistakes? most probably Care? no

You might catch the very rare @Willyfish

I can manage that job dad haha

What happens when they don't have something they like for their dinner?

Back in my school days there was a kid who used to jump in the river for 1p. We used to throw money in there for a laugh to watch him jump in.

Well it was certainly a big mistake trying to change the colour everyone recognises. I’ll have a look for the ice cream in Tesco when I go shopping tomorrow evening.