I Think My Brain Needs a Software Update

Titans · Oct 28, 2026

Yesterday, I spent nearly 10 minutes looking for my phone while holding it in my hand.

Then I used the phone's flashlight to look for it.

At this point, I don't need a productivity app. I need adult supervision.

What's the dumbest thing you've done recently without realising it?

sharifawan · Oct 28, 2026

Mine installs updates overnight and then forgets where I saved everything.

Half my notes app is reminders I wrote to myself and no longer understand.

Linkzo · Oct 28, 2026

I once searched for my glasses without realizing I was wearing it. Someone at home laughed at me for a solid 5 minutes before finally pointing out

moazzamhs12 · Oct 28, 2026

I once opened Google to search for something, then completely forgot what I was going to search for. My brain really needs a restart!

Nameless Knight · Oct 28, 2026

One thing happens to me quite often.

I switch Chrome tabs or open a new tab to do something and I forget why I opened that tab in the first place

ADTBig19 · Oct 28, 2026

I wanted to find my car keys in the bedroom, but when I went from another room into the bedroom, I forgot what I was looking for, and I ended up going back to where I was standing to try and remember what I needed.

ritzvent · Oct 28, 2026

I once searched for my glasses for several minutes while wearing them.

Theo Lewis · Oct 29, 2026

Titans said:
Yesterday, I spent nearly 10 minutes looking for my phone while holding it in my hand.

Then I used the phone's flashlight to look for it.

At this point, I don't need a productivity app. I need adult supervision.

What's the dumbest thing you've done recently without realising it?

I once searched for my phone while using it to call someone. I think our brains just log out sometimes!

HustleTong · Oct 29, 2026

I think about looking up something on Google and then my brain just clears the cache

SettingSun77 · Oct 29, 2026

Titans said:
What's the dumbest thing you've done recently without realising it?

I haven't done this recently but the number of times I have pre-heated the oven, put my food on a baking tray, set the timer, gone in the lounge to sit down again and then gone back in the kitchen to check my food only to discover I haven't put it in the goddamn oven? Let's just say it's been many times.

RMX · Friday at 8:37 AM

I have been into dilema of switching on and off the switches and keep checking it again and again haha

KoD- · Friday at 11:00 AM

I once spent 5 minutes trying to unlock my car with the TV remote. That's when I knew I needed a vacation.

Titans · Monday at 8:19 AM

moazzamhs12 said:
I once opened Google to search for something, then completely forgot what I was going to search for. My brain really needs a restart!

Haha, happens to me too! Sometimes I open Google, stare at the search bar, and wait for my brain to remember what it wanted.

ADTBig19 said:
I wanted to find my car keys in the bedroom, but when I went from another room into the bedroom, I forgot what I was looking for, and I ended up going back to where I was standing to try and remember what I needed.

The worst part is when you return to the original spot and still can't remember what you were looking for!

SettingSun77 said:
I haven't done this recently but the number of times I have pre-heated the oven, put my food on a baking tray, set the timer, gone in the lounge to sit down again and then gone back in the kitchen to check my food only to discover I haven't put it in the goddamn oven? Let's just say it's been many times.

You basically gave the food a full VIP treatment, preheated the oven, set the timer and everything... except actually inviting the food into the oven! The oven was ready, but dinner never showed up.

StrixSeo · Monday at 10:15 AM

I charged my phone whole night, and in the morning I realized the switch was off.

V · Monday at 10:25 AM

moazzamhs12 said:
I once opened Google to search for something, then completely forgot what I was going to search for. My brain really needs a restart!

Only once? It happens to me almost every day. This, and then I go to the kitchen and another room, and I forget what I went there for.

Funiki · Monday at 10:33 AM

OK I laughed of everyone here. Now is my turn.

Every single day, I’m literally living in a different movie. Just yesterday, I didn’t eat because my food was nowhere to be found.

It was nearly 9 p.m. and I was starving, so I asked for my meal to be brought to me while I took a bath. Have you figured out where my plate of food ended up yet, or not quite? Yes! I took the plate into the bath with me, bathed, left it there, and only discovered it when I woke up today. And yes, I eated that now !

We are living through days that are moving too fast, and too intense!

420lounge · Tuesday at 9:27 AM

I was at a hotel recently, and while having dinner there, I actually caught myself searching online for the same hotel even though I was sitting right inside it!

Guestwriting · Tuesday at 12:21 PM

Scrolling through my phone every 15–20 minutes during productive hours, knowing perfectly well that I'm wasting my time but still doing it anyway. Probably one of the dumbest habits I've developed!

MorganX · 2026-11-04T10:41:57+0000

I put my phone on silent because it was distracting me, then spent 20 minutes calling it from another phone to find it.

zexocard · 2026-11-04T10:47:28+0000

This happened to me

I was wearing my glasses while looking for them all over the house for like 2 hours. Then I went to the washroom and realized I had been wearing them on my cap the whole time.

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