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Yesterday, I spent nearly 10 minutes looking for my phone while holding it in my hand.

Then I used the phone's flashlight to look for it. 😭

At this point, I don't need a productivity app. I need adult supervision.

What's the dumbest thing you've done recently without realising it? 😂
 
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I once searched for my glasses without realizing I was wearing it. Someone at home laughed at me for a solid 5 minutes before finally pointing out
 
One thing happens to me quite often.

I switch Chrome tabs or open a new tab to do something and I forget why I opened that tab in the first place
 
I wanted to find my car keys in the bedroom, but when I went from another room into the bedroom, I forgot what I was looking for, and I ended up going back to where I was standing to try and remember what I needed.
 
Titans said:
Yesterday, I spent nearly 10 minutes looking for my phone while holding it in my hand.

Then I used the phone's flashlight to look for it. 😭

At this point, I don't need a productivity app. I need adult supervision.

What's the dumbest thing you've done recently without realising it? 😂
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I once searched for my phone while using it to call someone. I think our brains just log out sometimes! :weep:
 
Titans said:
What's the dumbest thing you've done recently without realising it? 😂
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I haven't done this recently but the number of times I have pre-heated the oven, put my food on a baking tray, set the timer, gone in the lounge to sit down again and then gone back in the kitchen to check my food only to discover I haven't put it in the goddamn oven? Let's just say it's been many times.
 
I have been into dilema of switching on and off the switches and keep checking it again and again haha
 
moazzamhs12 said:
😂 I once opened Google to search for something, then completely forgot what I was going to search for. My brain really needs a restart! 💀
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Haha, happens to me too! Sometimes I open Google, stare at the search bar, and wait for my brain to remember what it wanted. 😛
ADTBig19 said:
I wanted to find my car keys in the bedroom, but when I went from another room into the bedroom, I forgot what I was looking for, and I ended up going back to where I was standing to try and remember what I needed.
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The worst part is when you return to the original spot and still can't remember what you were looking for! 😂
SettingSun77 said:
I haven't done this recently but the number of times I have pre-heated the oven, put my food on a baking tray, set the timer, gone in the lounge to sit down again and then gone back in the kitchen to check my food only to discover I haven't put it in the goddamn oven? Let's just say it's been many times.
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You basically gave the food a full VIP treatment, preheated the oven, set the timer and everything... except actually inviting the food into the oven! The oven was ready, but dinner never showed up. 😂
 
I charged my phone whole night, and in the morning I realized the switch was off.
 
moazzamhs12 said:
😂 I once opened Google to search for something, then completely forgot what I was going to search for. My brain really needs a restart! 💀
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Only once? It happens to me almost every day. This, and then I go to the kitchen and another room, and I forget what I went there for. :D
 
OK I laughed of everyone here. Now is my turn.

Every single day, I’m literally living in a different movie. Just yesterday, I didn’t eat because my food was nowhere to be found.

It was nearly 9 p.m. and I was starving, so I asked for my meal to be brought to me while I took a bath. Have you figured out where my plate of food ended up yet, or not quite? Yes! I took the plate into the bath with me, bathed, left it there, and only discovered it when I woke up today. And yes, I eated that now !

We are living through days that are moving too fast, and too intense!
 
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