Give me your best dad jokes

ConanTheLibrarian

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• Aug 25, 2026

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We all know that dad jokes are the nectar of life, but what is your best one? mine below.

I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now i can only use my hands

 

Vynith

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• Aug 25, 2026

• #2

A guy threw sodium chloride at me...

That's a salt.

 

Ben Arthur

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• Aug 25, 2026

• #3

Aha, that's a good one! Here's mine: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

 

SettingSun77

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• Aug 25, 2026

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Velcro. What a rip-off.

 

vibe_zdrzin

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• Aug 26, 2026

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

 

theblackman

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• Aug 26, 2026

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

 

7th Sense

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• Aug 26, 2026

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.