If Your Mom's Phone Number Was Your Bank Balance...

Monkey D. Luffy · Jul 29, 2026

Just a fun question.

Imagine your mom's phone number magically became your bank balance.

How much money would you have?

Dopious · Jul 29, 2026

Good one, I aint giving you my moms phone number. Get your own mom.

awesomewebsites · Jul 29, 2026

I would have less than what I have currently .

Just a joke.

Monkey D. Luffy · Jul 29, 2026

awesomewebsites said:
I would have less than what I have currently .

Just a joke.

We all saw the first line... the second one doesn't count.

PattyTheCat · Jul 29, 2026

My mom is married so you can't have her phone number haha

Firsta · Jul 29, 2026

Not giving my moms phone number lol

Vynith · Jul 29, 2026

Dopious said:
Good one, I aint giving you my moms phone number. Get your own mom.

awwwwwwe

Not even your good boy? :3

cloaker4ads · Jul 29, 2026

Monkey D. Luffy said:
How much money would you have?

I would have $911

hellobuyer · Jul 29, 2026

fzahra · Jul 29, 2026

cloaker4ads said:
I would have $911

rich

Ben Arthur · Jul 30, 2026

I'd probably be set for life.

Let's just say I'd have enough that I could finally stop checking my bank app every morning!

Mtraf · Jul 30, 2026

nice try, milfhunter

matthewron · Jul 30, 2026

Enough to retire if phone numbers had a few extra zeros.

Monsterer · Jul 30, 2026

Why not be a dad's phone number?

Gnomical · Jul 30, 2026

I would send my mom to China, +886 area code then 10 digits. Should have me set for a while.

funny thread lmao

Indescribable · Jul 30, 2026

Two billion twenty-four million five hundred sixty-seven thousand forty-one. Or twelve billion depending on where you are.

Frost Vector · Jul 31, 2026

I'd finally be able to buy that "add to cart" wishlist

KoD- · Jul 31, 2026

$XXXXXXXXXX wow seems great

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