If Your Mom's Phone Number Was Your Bank Balance...

Monkey D. Luffy

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• Yesterday at 3:12 PM

• #1

Just a fun question.

Imagine your mom's phone number magically became your bank balance.

How much money would you have?

 

Dopious

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• Yesterday at 3:14 PM

• #2

Good one, I aint giving you my moms phone number. Get your own mom.

 

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awesomewebsites

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• Yesterday at 3:14 PM

• #3

I would have less than what I have currently .





Just a joke.

 

Monkey D. Luffy

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• Yesterday at 3:21 PM
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• #4

awesomewebsites said:

I would have less than what I have currently .





Just a joke.

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We all saw the first line... the second one doesn't count.

 

PattyTheCat

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Jul 14, 2026

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• Yesterday at 4:08 PM

• #5

My mom is married so you can't have her phone number haha

 

Firsta

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Jul 18, 2026

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• Yesterday at 4:17 PM

• #6

Not giving my moms phone number lol

 

Vynith

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• Yesterday at 4:31 PM

• #7

Dopious said:

Good one, I aint giving you my moms phone number. Get your own mom.

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awwwwwwe



Not even your good boy? :3

 

cloaker4ads

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• Yesterday at 8:34 PM

• #8

Monkey D. Luffy said:

How much money would you have?

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I would have $911

 

hellobuyer

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• Yesterday at 8:38 PM

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fzahra

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• #10

cloaker4ads said:

I would have $911

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rich

 

Ben Arthur

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• #11

I'd probably be set for life. Let's just say I'd have enough that I could finally stop checking my bank app every morning!

 

Mtraf

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• #12

nice try, milfhunter

 

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matthewron

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• #13

Enough to retire if phone numbers had a few extra zeros.

 

Monsterer

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• Today at 5:16 PM

• #14

Why not be a dad's phone number?

 

Gnomical

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• #15

I would send my mom to China, +886 area code then 10 digits. Should have me set for a while.

funny thread lmao