While there are no guarantees, these are the exact things I check and fix for clients:
1. Google Business Profile
- Don't just claim your profile, fill it all out. EVERY DAMN LINE! and keep it up-to-date.
- If yours was done half-assed 5 years ago, AI will assume you are no longer in business.
- Upload real pictures of things customers would want to see or things you are proud of, including yourself and your employees.
2. Technical Stuff
Check your robots.txt.
- In your browser, type your domain + /robots.txt
- If it loads, that’s your file. If it doesn’t, you don’t have one.
- If you see "Disallow: /—", that’s bad. That blocks everything.
- Check that your sitemap is listed You want a line like Sitemap: https://yourwebsite.com/sitemap.xml
Ensure your site loads fast and is mobile-responsive.
- Run it through PageSpeed Insights Go to pagespeed.web.dev and paste your URL. It’ll show you mobile and desktop speed scores instantly.
- Check mobile issues right there Scroll down — it tells you if text is too small, buttons are too close, or anything isn’t mobile‑friendly.
Implement Schema Markup
- Schema is just extra code you add to your site so Google and AI know exactly what your business does.
- Every business is different, and so are schemas, so use an AI to tell you what types you need and how to implement them for your specific website setup.
If a bot can't access your page, understand what you offer, or if the site breaks on mobile, it won't be cited. Period.
3. No walls of text and proper formating
- AI's don't read all the BS on webpages anymore than people do, so make it a quickie!
- Use short paragraphs, clear H2/H3 headers, and bulleted lists.
- AI looks for self-contained blocks of information.
- A bot should be able to extract one paragraph, and it should make sense as a standalone answer to questions users are asking.
which leads to the next step
4. Think like your customers do
- Build pages that answer blunt, specific questions customers actually ask, such as:
- "Who has the best nuts in Vegas?
- Who sells horseshoes or who does magic acts in my area?
- "How much does it cost to get my ears cleaned out in Yosemite?"
- "What is the difference between water-based lubricants and silicone-based lubricants?"
- AI loves the Q&A format because the work of summarizing is already done.
- Give the bot the question and the answer on a silver platter.
5. NAP Consistency & Trust Signals
- This sounds like a no shit thing to do, but shit happens, so:
- Ensure your Name, Address, and Phone number (NAP) are identical across your website, Facebook, Yelp, and industry directories.
- Also check your hours of operation, menus, services, inventory, etc., etc., etc., across all your pages.
- You have to look like you have your shit together even if you don't.
6. BE YOU!!
- There is not another one of you out there, so use that shit and be original!
- If your site just repeats Wikipedia, generic manufacturer descriptions, or the same boring ass blah blah blah thing that 200 other people copied from 1 original source, the AI will cite the original source.
- It will be more likely to cite you when you post things the way you see them or do them or offer them. Flaunt what your mama gave you and give them something to talk about!!
7. High-Detail Reviews
Encourage customers to leave reviews that describe specific services, costs, and timelines rather than just give star ratings.
Make sure you give customers an easy way to leave you a review, People are lazy AF and will rarely go out of their way to even do a review unless they are pissed off.
- AI systems increasingly use detailed customer feedback as reputation signals to determine which businesses are trustworthy enough to recommend.
At the end of the day, none of this guarantees AI will cite you — and anyone claiming they can “get you cited” is full of shit. What these steps
do is stack the odds heavily in your favor. You’re basically removing every excuse a bot has to ignore you.
Do the fundamentals right, keep your info clean and consistent, make your content easy to understand, and show the world (and the algorithms) who you actually are. That’s the real game.
Hope this helps — and seriously, if you’ve got questions or want me to look at something specific, I’m happy to help. Cheers and good luck with your business ventures!