What was the funniest reason that you have ever been cooked?

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I go first, I tried acting like I knew what I was doing at work.

After 5 min , someone asked me one simple question......and i frozen

damn...I am cooked here..
 
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Anos_King said:
I go first, I tried acting like I knew what I was doing at work.

After 5 min , someone asked me one simple question......and i frozen

damn...I am cooked here..
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It’s happeed to me too, where I pretended to understand a technical subject, and then the person asked a simple question, and suddenly my mind went blank!
 
Mine was pretending I understood a client's requirements. Five minutes later they asked me to explain it back to them and yeah, I knew I was cooked :D
 
My story is a little different, but it is from the same category of awkward work situations. About 20 years ago, I applied for a video editor position at a local tv station. A friend who worked there showed me the basics of adobe premiere about 50 minutes before the interview and quickly explained the main things I needed to know. Somehow, using only that, I managed to edit a news report, got the job, and later worked for many years as a video editor and director at several TV channels. Sometimes you just have to learn as you go o_O
 
Venusaur said:
During a date, I felt like I needed to fart, I thought it would be something mild and quiet, but I ended up shitting my pants and had to run to the bathroom. There was no toilet paper, so I had to wipe with my socks.
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Oh fuck, my little story does not even compare to that :D
 
just last week, i saw my friend from behind at the mall, walked up quietly, and slapped him on the shoulder as hard as i could, he turned around and it was a complete stranger :D
 
I remember pretending I was confident during a meeting, then getting asked a follow-up question and immediately regretting every decision that brought me there.
 
Venusaur said:
During a date, I felt like I needed to fart, I thought it would be something mild and quiet, but I ended up shitting my pants and had to run to the bathroom. There was no toilet paper, so I had to wipe with my socks.
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I hope you remember the paper from the cigarette pack, hope it helps you.
 
Anos_King said:
I go first, I tried acting like I knew what I was doing at work.

After 5 min , someone asked me one simple question......and i frozen

damn...I am cooked here..
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Mine was for replying noted in a group chat. Somehow everyone decided it sounded like I was someone's strict manager, and I got roasted for the rest of the day. It was completely unnecessary, but I had to laugh because the jokes just kept getting better.
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Anos_King said:
I go first, I tried acting like I knew what I was doing at work.

After 5 min , someone asked me one simple question......and i frozen

damn...I am cooked here..
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Mine was for replying "noted" in a group chat. Somehow everyone decided it sounded like I was someone's strict manager, and I got roasted for the rest of the day. It was completely unnecessary, but I had to laugh because the jokes just kept getting better.
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Told my little kids I was a professional dancer to impress them...can remember the day they realized it wasn't true...totally cooked
 
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