What's the pettiest hill you'll die on? (Nothing to do with SEO)

It's the weekend, so no shop talk. Give me the dumbest, most indefensible hill you will die on. Nothing about money or rankings.

Mine is not even close: the imperial system is nonsense and metric won this argument two centuries ago. Twelve inches to a foot, three feet to a yard, 1,760 yards to a mile, sixteen ounces to a pound. Who hurt you. Even the British invented it and then quietly backed away like it was an ex, while metric is just base ten the whole way down, because someone actually sat and thought about it for five minutes.

And before the "but Fahrenheit is better for weather" crowd warms up: naming 0 and 100 after brine and roughly a fever is not the flex you think it is.

Your turn. The pettier and more unhinged the better, bonus points if it ends a friendship in this thread.

Everybody knows what they're doing even when they feign ignorance or everything looks innocent, they sure do know.

Using diapers and shitting on your own pants should be socially acceptable for all ages, genders and cases, even during conversations

@GhostlyGardener came in with elite-tier pettiness straight off the top. Cereal first is the only correct order, and milk-first people are the exact same ones who hang the toilet roll under. We see you.

@Venusaur meanwhile decided to speedrun this thread to the shadow realm in a single post, and honestly, respect the commitment.

Keep them coming. Nobody has out-pettied the metric slander yet though. Low bar. Do better.

There is something called natural selection, and while some people can be saved, other people cannot and there is no need to waste time on trying to save them if you understand that they'll dig their own grave, eventually.

Which hill? Silent hill.

Hentai actually moved society 100 years into the future.

Without it we would still be reading the newspapers.

HenryObi said:

Everybody knows what they're doing even when they feign ignorance

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That is not a petty hill, that is a whole mountain range with a courthouse on top of it. I asked for indefensible and you turned up with evidence.

serpsystems said:

There is something called natural selection

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Between you and @HenryObi this thread now has a two man philosophy department operating inside a conversation about breakfast cereal. Darwin is not a petty hill, Darwin is homework. Points for confidence though.

nuclearrap said:

Which hill? Silent hill.

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Shortest post in here, highest damage. Also the only hill in this thread with fog, sirens and something breathing behind you, which is roughly the mood of the replies so far.

Vynith said:

Hentai actually moved society 100 years into the future

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Bold claim, zero sources, delivered with the calm of a man reading out the weather. That is exactly the format I asked for, even if I am now on some kind of list for hosting it.

Nobody has come to defend the imperial system yet, so I am recording that as an unconditional surrender and moving on with my life.

Round two for the latecomers, since the philosophers dragged us off course: what food do you eat in a way that visibly upsets everyone around you? Pineapple people, ketchup on rice people, whoever dips fries in a milkshake. Stand up and explain yourselves.