Vynith
Junior Member
- Jun 5, 2026
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So I went running last winter and I was testing these new running shorts on.
They were comfy and dandy.
I went running for about an hour from my home to my parents house.
I noticed my pp felt a little warm at first but I carried on running anyway.
But because it was so cold my foreskin was rubbing against the side of my underwear.
The cold numbed any friction burn pain and when I eventually got to my parents house I went for a pee.
My foreskin was as swollen as this slow mo guys balloon image and it looked almost exactly like it:
Because the swollen mass was so thick I had to pee in 5 separate streams like a strange kaleidoscope of piss acrobatics.
And yea my family said and I quote who the fucks been pissing on the floor.
Moral of the story is always be sure to check your foreskin before going for a run and don't run in -1c or you'll not feel the friction pain.
They were comfy and dandy.
I went running for about an hour from my home to my parents house.
I noticed my pp felt a little warm at first but I carried on running anyway.
But because it was so cold my foreskin was rubbing against the side of my underwear.
The cold numbed any friction burn pain and when I eventually got to my parents house I went for a pee.
My foreskin was as swollen as this slow mo guys balloon image and it looked almost exactly like it:
Because the swollen mass was so thick I had to pee in 5 separate streams like a strange kaleidoscope of piss acrobatics.
And yea my family said and I quote who the fucks been pissing on the floor.
Moral of the story is always be sure to check your foreskin before going for a run and don't run in -1c or you'll not feel the friction pain.
