I know these are cheap articles but c`mon...

Speaking of 3rd world, did you guys know Sweden,Swiss,Ireland are 3rd world countries?

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This just made my insides hurt this is gold. After a loooooooooong day this is perfect relaxation.
 
Speaking of 3rd world, did you guys know Sweden,Swiss,Ireland are 3rd world countries?

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Did you know that Moldova is a second world country? It shows.
 
Thank you so much for posting those OP. Just had the best laugh I've had in what I realize now is way too long!

Like @Puppetmagic suggested please, please PLEASE have him/her write an article on how to jailbreak an iPhone. That would have to be an EPIC read. Do it! :)

Thanks again.
 
This is why I don't work with third worlders.

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That is racism. There are plenty of "third worlders" who write clean articles.
 
That is racism. There are plenty of "third worlders" who write clean articles.

Not really racism to think someone from ENGLAND (or the US lol) might write better ENGLISH than someone from fuknowswhere speaking fukknowswhat as their main language is it? lol
 
I did not even know that there is a country named Moldova

Moldova is the poorest nation in Europe. It is also bordered on three sides by super-turmoiled Ukraine and is completely landlocked. Sounds... absolutely fucking miserable.
 
This is why I don't work with third worlders.

The logic behind your reasoning is debatable though.

If you want articles written with perfect grammar, sure, go for someone who actually speaks English as a first language. However if you want a logo designed, or your cellphone repaired, you're really not doing yourself any favours by hiring a "first worlder" to do the exact same job anyone else who knows what they're doing could do.
 
And HQ third "worlders" wont work with cheap clients.
Neither would I if I were a 3rd worlder who had the skills.

Moldova is the poorest nation in Europe. It is also bordered on three sides by super-turmoiled Ukraine and is completely landlocked. Sounds... absolutely fucking miserable.

I'd argue that the places I've been to in Ukraine are worse than Moldova. However, many people in Moldova left their village/town to go make a living in Russia or Turkey. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, many factory jobs closed down and people lost their jobs, etc.

Ukraine is one of those countries that has been a slave to or punked around by just about all of the neighboring countries at one point or another.

My country is shit compared to western countries. At least I admit it and move on.

The logic behind your reasoning is debatable though.

If you want articles written with perfect grammar, sure, go for someone who actually speaks English as a first language. However if you want a logo designed, or your cellphone repaired, you're really not doing yourself any favours by hiring a "first worlder" to do the exact same job anyone else who knows what they're doing could do.
Are we talking about Fiverr here? Because if so then I beg to differ. As the saying goes, "you get what you pay for".

Also, like many others you have missed the point. The OP gave snippets of someone with horrible English writing a laughable article and more often than not, these come from a "third worlder". I didn't actually know if it was or not, but I still joked about it and it proved to be true, which incidentally asserts the stereotype.

If the shoe fits...
 
Just use iWriter and give detailed instructions... Go for medium / elite writers. I've used their service and always had good results.

You have to be detailed.

Also link them a few example articles to use.
 
The logic behind your reasoning is debatable though.

If you want articles written with perfect grammar, sure, go for someone who actually speaks English as a first language. However if you want a logo designed, or your cellphone repaired, you're really not doing yourself any favours by hiring a "first worlder" to do the exact same job anyone else who knows what they're doing could do.

Third worlders are good at coding (not at writing) I'll tell you that much.
 
This thread went to the wrong direction. Lets get it back on track.

Thank you so much for posting those OP. Just had the best laugh I've had in what I realize now is way too long!

Like @Puppetmagic suggested please, please PLEASE have him/her write an article on how to jailbreak an iPhone. That would have to be an EPIC read. Do it! :)

Thanks again.

Glad you enjoyed it as much as i did.

Article Ordered. Stay tuned :)
 
I'm dying! Liked for the laugh, fuck you for the hiccups you just gave me.
 
Start a new fanpage/blog with the niche for 'dumbest articles' and start reselling tailored non-sense ;) haha btw why not ^^
 
This thread went to the wrong direction. Lets get it back on track.



Glad you enjoyed it as much as i did.

Article Ordered. Stay tuned :)
Sorry about that. I couldn't resist making a joke that obvious, lol.

If I ever make a troll site - I might have to hire the guy who wrote that article. *snicker*
 
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