So boys its end of day 1 and I have to thank everyone who spent their money with me today, even the peasants.
I was half expecting my sales pitch to alienate a lot of people, seems I got it just about right.
The reviews this has received has also been first class. Thank you all
I'm glad the hard work seems to be paying off.
Review copies?
No, fuck off
I'm not in the business of giving out free shit, but 10/10 for the meme.
This has to be the funniest and most attention grabbing sales thread I have read in a long time! It's the first one in ages I have read from start to finish.
Not looking myself at the moment but best of luck with this Ste. (I'm sure you don't mind me bumping your thread as well)
I'm glad you commented and like the thread, but for fucks sake next time you click on a Fishkin BST you better spend some fucking money.
This on 14/1/2016.
Your BST on same subject on 29/1/2016.
Amazing.
Good luck.
I can absolutely explain that thread.
I didn't want to come out to the forum and explain what I was doing. Fuck that, never show your cards early...
But if I published these keywords using the metrics on my own software they would mean absolutely fuck all to you. At least by using screen shots from a popular software regular people can double check my work and people familar with the software can conclude that these keywords are in fact no to very very low competition.
This took a lot more than 2 weeks to piece together, I think the reviews and results people are going to get show this.
This thread gonna be fun

looking forward to see the review

it's gonna be fun also, good luck Ste ...
Loads of reviews, now go buy some shit.
Sounds pretty cool, actually. Might scrape together $99 to give the 'hobo package' a whirl.
Beg borrow or steal. 0 fucks, give me money.
Wait .. Is this fer real? Like a real thing? For a moment I was laughing hard at the thread, I had to scroll back up and see that it's in the BST and then scroll down for "OP approved".
Yes its for real. I can't make money just by trolling you know.
Good Luck for your sales although if you are giving keywords based on categories like CPA, Adsense, Amazon etc would have been better .
cheers
Start your own BST then dickhead.
I agree
Sorry for posting a somewhat irrelevant comment but I have to say it is the best sales page I have ever seen in the BST and the only one I read to completion! Well done and you should really consider copywriting (if you don't already).
Best of luck with the BST, looks like a very good service.
Mancar
Fuck copy writing. Buy my keywords.
You decided to ignore my coupon request so I deleted the post and placed an order.
Package for the peasants. Can't wait to see your package.
Well I'm glad ignoring your coupon request worked. I'll be sure to ignore the next one as well.
Will wait for a couple of reviews and get the poverty package, almost feels like I'm going to order and get refunded with a 'only joking you wnker' message but interested to see if you're more than a troll
Loads of reviews - now buy shit.
Ordered platinum - transaction ID: xxxxxxxx32504N
Yes you did, and you sir are a fucking baller.
Im curious so I bought a bronze :marchmell
Good job peasant.
Best of luck with sales Ste and perfectly written...
Fucking right
I'd like to file a complaint.
On your website it clearly states "If you were to Google ?Zebra sex?, you may well find it?s a no competition keyword, but no one is searching this with a view to buying anything"
This is simply not true. As a connoisseur of the zebra sex market, I can tell you that there are plenty of high-dollar buyers.
You, sir, have NOT earned your stripes.
All kidding aside, top notch sales copy. No BS, straight to the point. I'm a fan. Good luck raking in the cash.
Have you ever seen a snake give a man a blow job? PM sent with link.
Agreed...
Sounds Really Good. But I'm Shocked for:
Review copies?
No, fuck off.
Sorry for the Off Topic, I was hopping to test the Review Copy.
Best of Luck for your BTS...
Sorry, I don't like giving away free shit. There is not much money in it.
Let see the second
cheapest wine on the menu 
I just take one silver package XXXX3811B
Good fucking job dude.
I am very sure that this could be something amazing,but that fuck off was hilarious.
Fuck off
good luck with sales STE...
thanks bro, they would do even better if you bought a platinum package though.
Best sales thread ever!
You're giving the other sellers a run for their money. Good fucking luck with this mate!
0 fucks about other sellers.
They cannot hang with me, they do not have the banter I have.
I will embarrass any seller who steps on my toes.
This looks hilarious. $99 for a keyword 1-2.5k searches a month seems pretty steep, but if it truly is super low competition and ab uyer keyword then it is worth it. Might try this out soon.
Buy one, you will soon see their value.
$99 for no competition...
Or you can find a kind of low competition keyword and spend $500+ on SEO for the keyword...
My offer is a no brainer...