Worst Movie Ever

When i watch a really bad movie i often wonder what they thought when filming it? Did no financial backers watch and say "this is s*** guys re do it"?
 
Jenifer
50 Shades of Grey
The Last Airbender
Dragonball
The one Bourne movie that didn't have Bourne.
That one movie with glittery vampire, trying to act "country".
 
Hello,

for me, a bad movie is a boring movie, not even a funny movie because it's bad or awful. It's just a boring movie where you say "WTF! How could they make that? How could they think people would like that?"

So, the two worst movies are:
- Ghostrider 2: the first was ... funny (I'm a nice guy). But the second is just horrible: I was bored to death. I watched it to the end only to be sure that it's some shit. And you know what? It's really a mammoth shit. Even the fights are stupid and boring (ghostrider! A fucking good hero! You could make great things with it!)
- Calvaire: I love horror movie. So, when I heard talk about this belgian horror movie, I said "why not?". ... What a waste of time ... It was juste boring.
Link imdb:
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407621/

To sum up (wikipedia copy/paste) :
Marc Stevens is a struggling low-level performer, who makes his living performing light pop ballads and easy listening tunes at retirement homes and other small venues around Belgium. En route to perform at a Christmas special, his van — which doubles as his home — breaks down during a storm and he is stranded deep in the woods. Lost, cold, and succumbing to the elements, Marc is rescued by a local, an emaciated young man named Boris, who takes Marc to a run down inn.

The sole occupant of the inn is its proprietor, Mr. Bartel, an amiable old man who lives there as a hermit of sorts. Claiming to be a retired standup comedian, Bartel welcomes Marc to stay and offers to repair his van as a token of brotherhood between professional entertainers

Mr Bartel will think that the singer is the reincarnation of his dead wife, and so he will kidnap him and he will treat him as his wife. Of course, the singer isn't really happy.

It's just horrible. There is nothing.
 
The Master of Disguise

This move is so bad that it starts getting good.
Like a double negative turning into positive :)
 
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well, his movies were always considered terrible by critics - just look at the reviews. (Big Daddy - 40 out of 100)
but i did enjoy most of his early movies like water boy, Billy Madison and even Little Nicky. it's just seems like his humor never evolved...

Whoops I meant Happy Gilmore. I liked Water Boy too. I didn't like Little Nicky. I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious. Too bad Chris Farley died. That guy was one of my favorites too in the 90s.
 
I try to keep a list of the movies I watch, and these are the ones that I didn't like

Elysium
Machete Kills
Man of Steel
R.I.P.D.
Hummingbird
Out of the Furnace
Getaway
The Expendables 2
Dredd
The Bourne Legacy
Broken City
Looper
Assault on Wall Street
Drive
Stand Up Guys
The Town
Margin Call
Phantom
Super 8
Gran Torino
Million Dollar Baby
I Am Legend
Undisputed
Ong Bak 3
The Counselor
Black Snake Moan
BlackJacks
Grand Piano
The Protector 2
John Doe: Vigilante
Swelter
5th Street
24 Exposures
A Fighting Man
Noah
Drones
Lucy
Montana
American Muscle
April Rain
Bank Roll
Blood Ties
An Officer and a Murderer
Alpha House
Mindscape
Bad Country
American Hustle
R2B: Return to Base
Big Game
Turkey Shoot

You have watches a lot of shit films.
 
Don't Go in the Woods http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1651065/
 
Awesome thread. There's a horror film with a classic hand puppet gag called 12/12/12 which is both one of the best and worst films ever made. Check it for sure. It's so bad you won't be able to stop watching.
 
Yep agreed not much of an actor (referring to Keanu Reeves). Well can't go by reviews online. Some awesome movies get no good reviews etc. All I can say :

Do you like movies where you know 100% what will happen without 1 single twist? If so, you need to watch it lol. Only reason watched it was looking for new stuff that was released but hell would I not have paid even 1c if it was in the movies.

Can summarize the ie, killed his dog he told them off, they messed with him and he went to kill them. That's it saved you the time to watch it lol
 
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