Haha..
I laugh when I read this post. For the record, I'm 100% responsible for all of your misfortune, up to and including your birth. I could have told your father to shoot you against a wall but I FAILED TO ACT. Isn't that your problem. Failing to act?
Why are you too proud to accept a job a a circus shoveling the bearded ladies bowel movements? If I loose my job, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight for another that i know I am over qualified for. If that's what it takes to have a place to sleep and food in my belly, I'll do it. Do you really think this forum is an open charity for $ donations. Do you think that people will have empathy for you and help? If anyone does, I feel sorry to the hand that's feeding you.
If your so quick to make excuses as to why your in a situation, whats stopping you from making excuses after you pass a deadline for a freelance gig. I have dealt with a lot of 'yes' men out there. And your the FUCKING poster boy. Yes, the work is almost done. Yes, I can do that. Yes, I know that scripting language. Yes, I will swallow your load. Yes, I can fit that in my asshole.
Let me get this straight. Your awesome at writing articles, but your written word sucks the shit right out of my ass. You say you have a ton of experience with SEO but your not able to capitalize on it to become successful. You provide zero evidence that you are, in fact, any good at anything you say you are. I have an opportunity for you, goto DP with the same pitch, maybe they will fall for your bull shit.
Good luck with everything. Hopefully all these posts will light a fire under your ass..