How Many Ways Would You Do Her?

I would suck a fart out her ass in front of the Pope
 
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1 - 15 .. besides the 13th one :)

But then again.. I would do the same with any girl around
 
She loves the attention.
She loves even more to pretend she hates it.
She didn't pay for those boobs for any other reason than the above.

I would do her ... a favor and ignore her. Eventually she'd come to me.

I would then tell her to f-off
and go buy some new boots because hers are SO out of style.

She would have a complete breakdown and end-up my BIFL
 
Wonder how many ways she could make me a sandwich. Shes apprently got a kid so she should know how to make one . And its better be fucking tasty.
 
1. extra think condom, with antiseptic.

2. rubber gloves and face shield. tilex scub-down for after.

3. from afar.
 
She looks like a crackhead whore, boy do you have some low standards.
so this is how a low standard looks like?! then im afraid, i love the low standards, poor me :)

answering to OP, i don't think she likes the missionary, i see it in her eyes lol, but your list seems fine to me, so exactly in that order except the missionary
 
I don't know, I can't count them on one hand anyhow :D
 
She has contemplated suicide because they call her a MILF? Wow thank God she wasn't a ginger kid.
 
 
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