What's Your Date Wear !!!

[xReminisce]

@UnusualSubstance

This one for you buddy

Go to your wardrobe
grab your clothes, put them on your bed
and take a pic
no need to wear
show me
show us

Let's help you get an actual date
We already don't trust your food choices in life

 

[tattooedbuddha]

We are going to create a real CHAD out of you @UnusualSubstance. Dont forget your fragrances either!! With the IM money you are making, I am expecting no less than Creed Aventus - and thats bare minimum!

 

[xReminisce]

Don't forget your underwear, watch & wallet
that's important too

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

At first I thought @xReminisce 's account was compromised and we were going to see them like...

never mind..

Had to re read the post to figure things out.

Silly me.

 

[Dopious]

You need to set the tone from start, this and a big fckn BigMac will get you la....

 

[xReminisce]

At first I thought @xReminisce 's account was compromised and we were going to see them like...

never mind..

Had to re read the post to figure things out.

Silly me.

you got a little too hopeful....
a little concerning

 

[UnusualSubstance]

 

[xReminisce]

Yeah,
the shirt needs to go
hat too
your far too skinny to be wearing sunnies

 

[TheMarquis]

Bro, how much do you want for the mirror frame?

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Bro, how much do you want for the mirror frame?

As a vampire you can't see your reflection, right?

 

[xReminisce]

fuck it
throw it all out
get a new apartment before you start doing uber eats & netflix
just be naked

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Yeah,
the shirt needs to go
hat too
your far too skinny to be wearing sunnies

Deery but I love this vest, it's my reminder to always beat kakarotto.

 

[TheMarquis]

As a vampire you can't see your reflection, right?

Yeah... I only need the frame of it for a medieval stuff I'm working on.

 

[xReminisce]

Deery but I love this vest, it's my reminder to always beat kakarotto.

only in your own time

 

[tattooedbuddha]

Is that a pupper on the couch? Use it to your advantage, women love puppers.

It's getting colder now too, get yourself a nice dress shirt, doesnt need to be anything fancy, the simpler the better in this case. Then a nice sweater to go on top and coat with that. Go with darker colours, dark brown, navy blue or black. Either get yourself a pair of comfortable dress pants or dark jeans to go with. Add a pair of timberlands or chelsea boots with that, pair with a warm fragrance for the fall/winter and a nice watch. Doesnt need to be expensive but look for quality, maybe a Seiko or Casio. Use mints or chewing gum to keep your breath smelling nice, last thing you want is to go for the kiss and your breath being the deciding factor.

 

[MRDon7]

Wdym by "show you"

As what?

A professional and certified fashion designer?
A professional and certified fashion expert?

 

[MgicalaEarner]

Looks like bathroom door was made based on your body size XD

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Is that a pupper on the couch? Use it to your advantage, women love puppers.

It's getting colder now too, get yourself a nice dress shirt, doesnt need to be anything fancy, the simpler the better in this case. Then a nice sweater to go on top and coat with that. Go with darker colours, dark brown, navy blue or black. Either get yourself a pair of comfortable dress pants or dark jeans to go with. Add a pair of timberlands or chelsea boots with that, pair with a warm fragrance for the fall/winter and a nice watch. Doesnt need to be expensive but look for quality, maybe a Seiko or Casio. Use mints or chewing gum to keep your breath smelling nice, last thing you want is to go for the kiss and your breath being the deciding factor.

Ok noted.

Also, two lovely puggos:

 

[xReminisce]

Looks like bathroom door was made based on your body size XD

that's a low blow
pretty sure that's a cupboard tho

 

[tattooedbuddha]

Ok noted.

Also, two lovely puggos:

These will be your secret weapon. When you suggest a date, make it casual af, maybe a walk in the park with the dogs. They will do 50% of the work if you do yours